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Carrie Poyer

@ibringsnacks

short torso/big personality

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Ekim 2014
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Carrie Poyer
Carrie Poyer@ibringsnacks·
Big week for me doing things I Don’t Want To.
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Kiwi 🥝✨
Kiwi 🥝✨@KiwiOnTheSticks·
I’m tired of yall tryna come tell me wtf was going on in my life. I am a MILLENIAL! People had RINGTONES!! Not every phone was a fucking iphone or android then either!!! I had CINGULAR!! We had a phone called a fucking CHOCOLATE!! Kiss my ass 😭
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bug girl!
bug girl!@medusasgemss·
some of y’all have never heard frogs and crickets outside at night and felt your nervous system unclench itself and it shows
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Miss Rachel is awesome 🌹🇾🇪🇺🇦🇵🇸
Mamdani got rid of NYC's $12B deficit in less than 5 months and Trump supporters are still blaming Biden for the shitty economy. What Mamdani did shows that Trump is to blame for this crap economy.
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Jaina
Jaina@Jainadave_·
Hot take: Pilates and yoga are cute. But osteoporosis isn’t. Lift the weights, girl.
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Americana at Brand Memes
Americana at Brand Memes@americanamemes·
LA dads at their kid’s preschool graduation:
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Erick Erickson
Erick Erickson@EWErickson·
Sorry y'all, but it is Christopher Nolan. I'll go see the Odyssey and probably enjoy it because it is Christopher Nolan, and I'm going to go into this assuming the guy who brought us Interstellar and the Dark Knight knows what he is doing better than Twitter.
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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
You’re standing on a planet with molten lava at its core. Trees are turning sunlight into air you can breathe. Your heart is beating without you asking it to. There’s a moon in the sky and bugs that glow. This whole thing is absurdly beautiful. Don’t forget to notice it.
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It's politics
It's politics@uspolitics1111·
Zohran Mamdani is proof that politicians could get a lot of stuff done if they actually cared about people.
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Adam Parkhomenko
Adam Parkhomenko@AdamParkhomenko·
In the same press gaggle, Trump said he doubled the size of his ballroom and he doesn’t care about Americans’ financial situations. I am begging the media — act like Obama or Biden did this shit and cover it the way you would have then.
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Midwest Antiquarian
Midwest Antiquarian@Eric_Erins·
Really should get a new job but everytime I read job postings I’m kinda like oh yuck I don’t really wanna do that either
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g.@GeauxGabrielle·
As someone who watched Laguna Beach and The Hills RELIGIOUSLY as a teen, I literally cannot believe this video and this election exists. I cannot believe Spencer Pratt is even someone people are speaking to about politics.
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Erin Grugan
Erin Grugan@eringrugan·
Am truly living for this woman sitting courtside at the Sixers game saying "I'm better now, thank you!" after getting served a drink... I feel you, girl.
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🦢@damnidc__·
Well, when a child is conceived, the DNA split is 50/50 from both parents. Except for one small detail: mitochondrial DNA. It’s passed down only through the mother and never through sperm. Which means something interesting: all living humans can trace their mitochondrial line back to one woman, not one man. And every daughter born continues passing that same line forward. Happy Mother’s day
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Carrie Poyer@ibringsnacks·
@svdate As an event planner, those loose tablecloths are a crime
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S.V. Dáte@svdate·
Your periodic reminder that being born rich is no guarantee of having any taste whatsoever.
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S.V. Dáte@svdate·
Beyond ugly. It’s going to cost billions to restore the capital city after he leaves. IF he leaves.
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