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@Dungeon_Bastard @GovernorAnne they’re clearly not ready to hear this

@GovernorAnne People who remain friends with their exs are unsuitable for dating and marriage. That emotional connection and trust rightfully belongs to your spouse, not someone it didn't work out with.

@bykazaldrizes Can you provide an answer here because i don’t think any of them did??

Which one of them survived her throat slit and belly gutted?

boobs hurt must be spiders in there again

we’ re costco guys. We kill because it feels good

Coming to the realization that when left to my own devices for an extended period of time, I operate exactly like a 14 year old autistic boy

If you are a quiet, even tempered, single, monogamy-inclined, independently wealthy music engineer named Diego over the age of 38 who is gay, stocky with a large butt, a low to voraciously high sex drive, fluency in spanish and italian, and looking to marry a bald drag queen named Katya i have found a suitable engagement ring if you would like to propose marriage. Deal breakers include: we cannot live in the same house, religious okay but no astrology, no hard drugs, no “fun drunks”. I am able to bring many wonderful things to the table (all subject to change without notice) and I will be ready to seriously date in approximately 18 months. My red flags include low to no relationship experience, unpredictable mood swings, substance abuse disorder, being bald, and wearing wigs for both business and pleasure. My green flags include an imitable joie de vivre, great teeth and my primary love language is physical touch followed by quality time (Tuesday, Friday and Saturday only please—absence makes the heart grow fonder) There is no chance in hell for children but pets are negotiable. Thank you. ♥️

also mandela effect is wild i swear i had more hoes than this

wasted 6 months instead of 2 years like last time #improving

Enjoy being while becoming

If anybody wants to kiII me I am sitting on the side of I-5 right now #ComeKiIIMe

@redrum_panda @kimchicel Girl if don’t buy a can of bear spray and call it a day

@kimchicel It is in canada

read this and immediately got out of bed

Cualquiera más woke q yo = irritante Cualquiera menos woke q yo = ignorante

asking “is there a private place to breastfeed” as an excuse to get into weird typically closed off parts of buildings. its called dark motherhood u wouldnt get it…

don’t flirt with me unless you know how to lift the curse

i’m vaping for two now 🤰

ur in his dms im in a state of intense psychological confrontation of self

when god closes a door so you reach your little paws under and go meow