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@LauraKirk12 Nooo! This is the saddest one! Next season…

Week 38: #ARSEVE One day, this thread will finish with me on the pitch celebrating the title and we will all take a selfie together. But not this time. Ah well. It's been wonderful. Thank you all once again, for laughing along at my stupid faces all season. Big love ❤️

Week 14: #ARSWOL Why go 3-0 up when instead you could go 2-1 and give everyone a heart attack for 15 mins.

Flew to Dubai to pick up new watch😪 Bought Labrador and forced squad players to train it😪 Froze out player for doing podcasts😪 Copied Klopps celebration to troll😪 Printed flyers of a glock and put it in dressing room😪 Arteta might be the GOAT Arsenal manager😪

@jjiszatt Ha I need to update my pic

@ichaloner Omg where's the tash

Anyone wanna dress as this with me for Halloween this year so we can continue haunting Arsenal fans 👻

@jhedelstein @British_Airways Great concept for a black mirror episode

Hey @British_Airways - I just received this email telling me that it’s time for me to come home as my holiday is over. Time to check in. HOWEVER, I’m not on holiday! I haven’t been on holiday! Help. And please can I have the avios points for my non holiday?

This guy 😭😭😭

@LauraKirk12 Wow

Cool so 3-1 then

Go and do something nice with your evening because Chelsea aren't doing shit here

Rest in peace Steve. Terribly sad to hear this news. Steve paved the way for rest of us working in the industry. He taught us how to build a meaningful connection with listeners - to have an actual friendship through the radio. Magic, really. 💔

@LauraKirk12 He’s checking his annual leave allowance at half time

Trossard currently dropping the same performance as everyone who didn't take these days off work

@MartinSLewis Spot on

Should we ban gifts to teachers. I want to clear up my real view on this as its in some papers... so even though it's past midnight, I've quickly recorded this...

As many of you will already know, every year, all proceeds from the sale of (either version of) Tim’s sentimental Christmas song ‘White Wine In The Sun’ over the Christmas period (Nov-Jan) go to an organisation which supports children and adults on the autism spectrum: @AutismSpectAust. This video, uploaded last year, is the latest version of the song, from Tim’s special, BACK, which was filmed at the Shepherd’s Bush Empire in 2021. More details on timminchin.com including a link to the YouTube playlist with two other versions.

@LauraKirk12 We will require proof

Fuck sake

If Kai scores I'll buy a shirt with his name on

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁. Check in on those around you. #WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans

@andywaterman Yup. That was me

Can’t wait for the video footage to emerge of me crossing the finishing line. Nowhere near as graceful and perfect as this icon. I’m more of a stumble/attempt to jog/stumble kinda guy

This is going to be our biggest @BBCR1 Live Lounge Month yet! Midday with @RickieHW @Melvinodoom and @charliehedges throughout October. 🎵🎤🕺

I was always fascinated by Jimmy Buffett. That guy created his brand and stuck to it till the very end. Any time I passed a Margaritaville restaurant (or Air Margaritaville in the airport), I wanted to jump right in and imagine living that tropical island life. Genius.

@hughchal @nytimes Fuming

@adotdee You should see what happens in the NY market!

Someone told me the other day they had to write a LETTER explaining why they wanted to rent the property. Like a fucking pitch. London is finished