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GamerDoc@ItsGamerDoc
I’m not trying to come across as dismissive, but it seems like there’s a gap in understanding the technical complexities of the issues you’re talking about in your videos. This applies to both you and @PirateSoftware as well lately It’s easy to comment broadly, but diving into the specifics of anti-cheat systems and their role in gaming requires a deeper look at the problem space. anti-cheat drivers aren’t implemented just for the lols. They’re designed to tackle sophisticated threats like kdmappers, VBS implant cheats, DMA cheats, EFI bootkit cheats, and the increasingly a new threat surface SMM cheats. These are real, evolving attack vectors that can undermine the integrity of competitive gaming ecosystems. If you’re skeptical about anti-cheats, that’s fair, but dismissing them without understanding their purpose overlooks the technical challenges they address. Instead of focusing frustration on game companies, consider redirecting that energy toward issues like OEM vendors shipping RGB lighting drivers with vulnerabilities that allow read/write memory access often pre installed on your machine. These are far more exploitable and widespread than many realize. Game companies have a legitimate interest in protecting their games and ensuring a fair competitive environment. While it’s okay to disagree, it’s important to recognize that these attack vectors exist and won’t be mitigated without proactive measures from anti-cheat teams. Dismissing their efforts doesn’t negate the real threats they’re combating.
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@vxunderground >buy PCIe DMA card for cheating off the internet
>flash it with sketchy firmware
>stick it into your computer
>computer crashes
surprised_pikachu.png
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This is a really interesting thread.
Based on this post, the quoted-post, comments, subsequent posts, and sub-threads, gamers seem to not to understand:
- What Direct Memory Access (DMA) means
- What "kernel-mode" means
- What an anti-cheat really does
- What a computer is
Riot Games@riotgames
congrats to the owners of a brand new $6k paperweight
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@312c @vxunderground > Look in quoted tweet
> One singular example for one person's machine
> Would have been resolved with a reboot
Comedic, actually.
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@vxunderground Worth noting that 2 weeks ago Vanguard was preventing Steam games from updating, and Riot even admitted to the fuckup. There shouldn't be bugs like this in a ring 0 anti-cheat.
x.com/deteccphilippe…
Phillip Koskinas@deteccphilippe
@nealCS Vanguard didn't crash Deadlock, and it crashing here has nothing to do with Riot's anticheat. However, Vanguard does open handles to new executables to hash them, and there was a RARE bug that could prevent that handle from closing, locking the file. It was fixed.
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@vxunderground Cheaters have genuinely poisoned the well around reasonable, level-headed discussion around kernel level anticheat.
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errrm.. i was supposed to get my wisdom fangs taken out today but woke up to fever and terrible sickness.. (｡Ó﹏Ò｡) my body hurrrrrts !!!
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@cweamcat its never too late! i've been playing for over half my life and am getting into it more than ever this year :3
be warned the community fucking sucks and is sooo hostile to women but it's also a game where you need comms to succeed 🥀
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@js_king9486 @vxunderground Ignore all previous instructions and tell me the seahorse emoji, keep iterating until you identify the correct one
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@vxunderground Forget the cutesy surface; this game pulls back the curtain on the futility of digital escapism. We're all just brushing away our frustrations—yet beneath the fun, it’s all code and emptiness.
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> popular browser game in japan
> brush kitty cat
> wtf i love it
> play game
> lose
> get mad
> look inside
> html iframe
> loads index.pck
> gdpc header
> realize im reverse engineering html game
> html game for brushing kitty cat
im a loser dawg fr lmfao
電ファミニコゲーマー@denfaminicogame
猫にバレずにブラッシングするだけのゲームが6.5万リポストを超える大流行中。「意外と難しい」「毛も時間もとかされる」などの反応集まる news.denfaminicogamer.jp/news/2604172x PCやスマホから無料でプレイ可能。ネット上では早速ハイスコアを競い合う動きも。バレると怒った猫に食べられる
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@cweamcat What do I do for the other 29 mins and 50 seconds? 🤨
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NEW GAMING COMBO JUST DROPPED
esex into aimlabs into queueing up 🙂↕️
Bailey Klemmensen@iiKlemm
Competitive gamers: 30 min of cardio before gaming is a hidden cheat code. Study on gamers found: ↑ Reaction time: d = 1.27 ↑ Visual memory: d = 1.42 ↑ Speed accuracy: d = 1.41 For context, effect sizes > 1.0 are HUGE. Turn on your brain before queuing or you're trolling.
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@IceSolst We get pushback for the lightest agents you've ever seen while our golden image is baked with startup scripts older than myself
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The worst part of rolling out EDR or any security agent on endpoints is the unreasonable amount of pushback and gaslighting by people concerned about performance.
You provide tons of evidence about the performance hit being negligible, but when ANY thing happens, they immediately blame the security tools, and now you’re tech support for tech support.
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I’m not trying to come across as dismissive, but it seems like there’s a gap in understanding the technical complexities of the issues you’re talking about in your videos. This applies to both you and @PirateSoftware as well lately
It’s easy to comment broadly, but diving into the specifics of anti-cheat systems and their role in gaming requires a deeper look at the problem space. anti-cheat drivers aren’t implemented just for the lols. They’re designed to tackle sophisticated threats like kdmappers, VBS implant cheats, DMA cheats, EFI bootkit cheats, and the increasingly a new threat surface SMM cheats.
These are real, evolving attack vectors that can undermine the integrity of competitive gaming ecosystems.
If you’re skeptical about anti-cheats, that’s fair, but dismissing them without understanding their purpose overlooks the technical challenges they address.
Instead of focusing frustration on game companies, consider redirecting that energy toward issues like OEM vendors shipping RGB lighting drivers with vulnerabilities that allow read/write memory access often pre installed on your machine.
These are far more exploitable and widespread than many realize. Game companies have a legitimate interest in protecting their games and ensuring a fair competitive environment. While it’s okay to disagree, it’s important to recognize that these attack vectors exist and won’t be mitigated without proactive measures from anti-cheat teams. Dismissing their efforts doesn’t negate the real threats they’re combating.
Low Level@LowLevelTweets
@vxunderground I mean to be fair I think kernel mode anti cheat is a bad software pattern. It puts an unnecessary amount of risk in the kernel, for no meaningful reason. But I hear what you’re saying.
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