Honky Gone to Heaven

if you believe someone is limited to the mistakes they made in their past, you should probably leave the arts alone and pursue your true calling, a job in law enforcement.

@mixedxsignals A girl with what

we'll get through this, we′ll get past this, I′m a girl with

Millions of people pretending a smiley piercing doesn’t look stupid as fuck rn

We have got to link up soon @BillClinton

No it’s actually pretty sick that you’re 27 years old and you purposefully type in all lower case still

Asking for a cigarette then adding it to my own pack

their friendship was so amazing

Björk by Juergen Teller, London 2001 from the latest issue of Autre Magazine

Watching the chest burster alien in Spaceballs put his little hat on and do his vaudeville routine.

coming home to my loving deer wife

As a kid I thought 5 gum really did have some other freaky shit in it

do you think Yoda ever missed his floating chair while living in his Dagobah crack house

@mikewithoutyou Ate a quarter of a pie at midnight a couple nights ago

Is it wrong to enjoy a piece of pie past 10pm

she said do u love me i tell her only bartly lisa maggie homer and margie

This how y’all sound w your annoying ass hyper specific in n out orders bro just order a burger and a shake

Please god no more bands with “dog” in their name 🙏

wisecrackblc.bandcamp.com/album/wulf-25 “New” cracker single Alan let me go one take no click mode on drums Half the reason we rerecorded it was to add the shreddy solo, and the other half was the TUI ripoff intro

Hanukkah for haters this week.

Steve Harvey: We asked 100 Shaolin Monks whats one thing you can't forget when leaving the monastary White guy wearing sandals and a robe: Steve I'm gonan go with Scroll of the Eastern Wind Steve: HHWHAT?!? *Survey flips over showing 符箓 with 68 answers*