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A thread of funny aisyah lily quotes

@MohamE_Official @eramiegbami But the problem is, when mamardashvilli plays, liverpool still employ a system like they have a ball playing gk. Puts mamardashvilli under massive pressure every game.

@eramiegbami Pep guardiola dictates eras in football unconsciously… when he used goalkeepers as ball playing most teams switched now he has reverted to shot stoppers teams are copying. Mamardashvili is LFC’s response for the next era of goalkeepers

Who else has noticed how confident our players have been playing the ball to Woodman in goal?

@Itsmutiso @Watch_LFC That is more of a system issue rather than a szobo issue. It seems the system prioritizes a stable posession before attempting a forward pass. The gk giving it away isnt szobo's fault

@illmierozlan @Watch_LFC So you win the ball to give to the gk who gives it back to the opponent.

Once again, I have to ask what the point of Szoboszlai is. He runs hard and does the bare minimum on the ball. That’s it. Occasionally scores a set piece. I’m so disillusioned with him. It’s getting to the point that I’m wondering if he holds back our midfield in years to come.

Jones is also a more solid rb than szoboszlai. Szobo likes to tuck in and play centrally. But that leaves salah isolated. While jones stretches the play by playing wide and links up with salah.

@deeore5 Just because u can zoom out a map and make the area seem smaller, doesnt meant in reality that is a gigantic area of space to fill up. Cost, time, environmental repercussions, common sense. Any of these can be ur answer. Take ur pick

Can someone honestly tell me what is stopping us from filling all this ocean with land and expanding the size of America?

@meinmokhtar 1. If dia ada brain bleed - gag reflex dia boleh hilang and minum air akan menyebabkan air masuk paru2 2. Dia maybe perlukan intubation atau surgery - dan klu perut tak kosong akan tingkatkan risiko

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Woodman seems like better gk than mamardashvilli. Albeit a small sample size. Great save. Comfortable on the ball. When mamardashvilli plays i get so nervous on every backpass to the gk. The way mamar controls the ball sometimes limits his options.

@Zwirtzr He is not even a starter in liverpool. But if u ask will he be a good squad player for the other teams? Other than city i think he can be a good squad player for the other teams

Ask yourself, can Jones start for Pep’s current Man City, Barcelona, or Madrid? If the answer is no, then that tells you everything you need to know. He’s a good player, but if you’re serious about strengthening your midfield, he’s just not at that level

@TheFootyFeed Because as rival fans, if city wins everybody gets about their day as usual after a few days, if arsenal wins, we are gonna hear arsenal glazing the win until next year

Why do you think this is the case 🤔

@SyedAkramin then this is a good time to initiate this as long as the kids are not the sole cleaners

@illmierozlan Baru je tahun lepas setiap sekolah dapat RM70k untuk naiktaraf tandas. Jadi, secara asasnya semua tandas sudah cantik. Tapi kalau tak dijaga, jahanam juga. Program cuci tandas ini adalah kesinambungannya.

Jika anda masuk ke tandas awam, terjumpa tahi terapung dan air kencing bersepah, ini mungkin puncanya. Sikap utamakan kebersihan tidak dipupuk oleh ibubapa, maka lahirlah generasi pengotor. P/s : Tahi sendiri pun nak harapkan orang lain bersihkan? Memang keturunan tak guna.

@KotteckGannnas @SyedAkramin Oh. Tak lah. Saya kerja takde kene mengena dengan sekolah. Saya cuma hairan dgn pemahaman awak bayar cukai = awak majikan cikgu. 😅

@illmierozlan @SyedAkramin Rasanya tuan ni salah seorang guru pemalas makan gaji buta yg merasa diri sgt2 entitled tu ya?

@KotteckGannnas @SyedAkramin Rasanya tuan salah seorang murid sekolah yang terkesan ke?

@SyedAkramin Kat sekolah kan ada cikgu, punya ramai dan di bayar gaji pulak tu. Cucila tandas tu. Kerja kau bukan banyak sangat pun. Anak2 tu mal bapak dia bayar cukai. Bayar gaji cikgu. Cikgu berani suruh anak majikan cuci tandas pulak? Dasar tak sedar diri. Dapat jadi cikgu rasa angkuh.

@SyedAkramin Org ni silap konsep demokrasi ni. Ikut suka sekolah tu nak buat peraturan apa sbb itu hak institusi berkenaan. Demokrasinya adalah encik ada pilihan utk hntr anak ke situ atau tidak. Dia boleh cadang utk sekolah tukar peraturan tp dia tiada kuasa untuk paksa penukaran

@GamewithDave Red alert - because my dad loved that game.

For anyone who used a computer between 1990 & 2005… what’s the one game you still think about?

@tunechistark Hitler - infinite gas chamber

Excluding Jesus, who do you think would have the strongest Domain expansion among historical figures?

@RickyZege96888 @pythaginboots True, donnarumma is not good with his feet but pep is clever enough to work around it. Liverpool however puts the keeper in a pressured situation a lot. Alisson is good enough to handle it. Mamar is not. Either need to change the system or the gk

@pythaginboots Donarumma is also worse than Alisson on the ball. But they play around it, coz not everything is about keepers being good on the ball. He’ll develop well, with enough run of games too. Also don’t act like any of the team are doing him favors with hospital passes

Mamardashvili is such a drop off from Alisson on the ball and I’m gonna be real - it’s gonna take a humongous amount of development to get him to a decent standard in terms of distribution let alone be one of the best in the world at it. Very confused what Liverpool recruitment team were thinking going for him especially based on the profile of keepers they’ve had on their books previously.

@PhilPhenom Why do u wanna put in hugo/chiesa?

@PhilPhenom He needs gametime to regain fitness and gain understanding with the team. 2-0 up against fulham is a good time to do that

Can somebody please tell me why Isak (who's just come back from A BROKEN LEG) came on yesterday? You honestly telling me that Chiesa couldn't come on instead?

@30YearsRed Correct. He is a squad player. I dont have a problem with him. I have a problem that slot plays him 90minutes week in week out.

Gakpo has worked his arse off pressing. He gives everything & has an assist for his efforts. I don't like the abuse he gets. Not his fault the options have been so poor this season that he's had so many starts. He's proved he's a valuable squad player that can nick a goal.