andrew willis
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andrew willis
@ilovefluffy
I hope you brought syrup cos I brought the waffle!
Earth Katılım Temmuz 2009
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@ilovefluffy Staff are aware, please purchase your ticket at your destination ^ES
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@My_Metro the ticket machines at seaburn aren’t accepting card payments, and the enquiry help point isn’t working, what should i do if i don’t have cash on me?
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Name a movie you've watched more than 7x with just a gif?
Well,
GIF
Jane 🌱💙🇺🇦💚@localnotail
Name a movie you've watched more than 7x with just a gif.
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andrew willis retweetledi
Update: Uber refunded me.
andrew willis@ilovefluffy
Further to this, @UberEats are refusing to acknowledge that my food was left unattended for over 5 minutes outside a random house before being delivered to me. @UberUKsupport @Uber @UberUK It’s looking like my next steps will involve legal assistance.
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Further to this, @UberEats are refusing to acknowledge that my food was left unattended for over 5 minutes outside a random house before being delivered to me.
@UberUKsupport @Uber @UberUK
It’s looking like my next steps will involve legal assistance.
andrew willis@ilovefluffy
How is it acceptable for a driver to deliver food to the wrong house, leave it there for 5 minutes and then return to pick it up and deliver it cold? @UberUKsupport Also being given the same message from a chatbot three times in a row is insulting, as was your “human” response.
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How is it acceptable for a driver to deliver food to the wrong house, leave it there for 5 minutes and then return to pick it up and deliver it cold?
@UberUKsupport
Also being given the same message from a chatbot three times in a row is insulting, as was your “human” response.
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@jeffrey_way Sit down. Grab knitting. Knit knit knit.
Think “oh yeah. Work.”
Work work work.
Knit knit knit knit knit.
Work.
Knit knit knit knit knit.
Sleep.
Photo incase you all think I’m joking. I’ve since frogged it and started again in reverse colours on bigger needles.
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Do you have any specific ritual that helps to get you in the programming "zone"?
Examples: Adjust office lights to be more cozy, headphones, 24-hour rainfall Youtube video in background, turn hat around backwards, hot drink.
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andrew willis retweetledi
If your narrative changes based upon what side of a transaction you’re on, you frankly cannot be trusted.
Authenticity is important.
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It’s weird seeing people with 20k+ followers on here posting gibberish while I’m sat here scared to say “Don’t push untested code if you’re a professional” because the truth will make everybody hate me.
Do you prefer Bootstrap or Foundation?
Is PHP dead?
Why use MySQL?
FU.
GIF
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Why the hell are tweets like this getting any form of reaction. It’s literally just baiting developers, are we so stupid that we rise every time?
Anyway. Amplified.
Oh.
nixCraft 🐧@nixcraft
Is PHP still a good choice for new server-side web projects?
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I have a great new hobby:
Asking Spanish-speaking people to pronounce welsh words and towns.
It’s fun, try it!
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Why is Twitter giving me posts that people who I do not follow are making, always things like:
“Bootstrap or Tailwind”
“what editor do you use?”
“Do any PHP developers use array_map or just me?”
“Am I the only person who uses fetch over axios HASHTAG javascript”
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@Coral_Candy_ @DerekofMercia @drdavidbull @lewisandstuff If it was all about money, why is the waiting list 3 years for Autism and 4 years for ADHD? Surely it’d make more sense for it to be instant and start raking in the money?
Oh wait. Because it’s an actual condition and you need professional assessment.
People are dying, Derek.
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@DerekofMercia @drdavidbull @lewisandstuff stop pretending to white knight for those with autism when in reality you’re berating those same people. you aren’t helping the community in the slightest.
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@ask_aubry Why do men post these things on the internet for everybody to see forever?
Maybe he’s just trying to get on an @ask_aubry post.
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