shadow fucker

second damian blackwood x reader fic: #main" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">archiveofourown.org/works/67950056… in this one ur married to him and away and that's pretty much all there is to it LOL. there's not a lot happening. it's 2k words which imo is quite impressive when the whole thing takes place in his office

if u didn’t have a stomach to twist, what would twist instead 🤔

@Zakoxd @scavengeance @plk_Nikolas @aishawas6yrold @adelheidx333 culture doesn’t equal race either tho

@scavengeance @plk_Nikolas @aishawas6yrold @adelheidx333 Islam is not just a religion it's a culture Where I'm from, if somebody was raised in a Muslim household he would automatically be considered a Muslim, regardless of his beliefs or whether or not he practices the religion

Do you know how unlikeable you have to be for someone to message you this LOL

@MemntoVeritas @aerieisms generally u just don’t think abt it too deeply but yeah it’s overrated imo

@aerieisms No idea how anyone sexts. How tf do you know that what you’re saying is even turning the other person on and isn’t just mega cringe and retarded? I would genuinely find actual sex less stressful

sexted with a guy once who would type out his moans like "hmmm..." and i'm sitting there so confused thinking "what the fuck is this dude pondering about every 3 messages"

@silentGirl012 @luvhuss not really how levels work lol

@luvhuss Wow, talk about life coming full circle! Guess the universe really knew what it was doing. That random crush clearly had plans for you both all along. Now you get to laugh at the irony instead of crying over it. Satisfying plot twist level 100%!

someone once broke up with me because they "had a big crush on this random person at a party" and it made them realize they weren't that attracted to me. I moved on and got married and years later found out that I married THE RANDOM PERSON AT THE PARTY!!!!! Lol suck it

@DomChab83 @VladimirKovacs @RespectfulMemes what does that have to do with someone else’s wallet

@ilyhschmidt @VladimirKovacs @RespectfulMemes well mine would have no way to reach me so that text would be VERY suspisious

Ok Jon

@DomChab83 @VladimirKovacs @RespectfulMemes “bingo” why would everyone’s wallet be like urs bro. i have a flybuys card in mine. do you have one in yours?

@VladimirKovacs @RespectfulMemes bingo!

@emilygdawn @josephTremarie @enfilmigult @lvl20commoner @nyaraVT do you use ai at all

@josephTremarie @enfilmigult @lvl20commoner @nyaraVT Of course it wouldn’t. You can’t even tel the truth.

Way more people should be outraged by the fact that trans men are FORCIBLY detransitioned to “PRESERVE FERTILITY” Bodily autonomy is being removed.. Human rights are stripped away.. TO “PRESERVE FERTILITY”???? This is what reducing human beings to reproductive roles leads to.

@oog84__ “genetic curse” 😭

new girl in tribe. name is yara. yara maybe twenty winter. came with uncle group from south ridge. she quiet. and you can tell the quiet is holding something heavy underneath. oog notice yara because yara notice everything. at feast. everyone eating talking laughing. yara sitting at edge. watching. the way you watch when you used to being outside the circle looking in. oog know this look. oog seen this look on pell before zul walked up. oog seen this look on tarn before tarn found the fire. dak: "oog. you staring." oog: "oog not staring. oog observing." dak: "oog observing very hard at the new girl." oog: "shut up dak." dak: "oog EAR turning red." oog: "it the FIRE. heat. fire heat." dak: grinning. worst grin. the grin that say dak going to bring this up every single day for rest of oog life. oog not going to talk to yara. oog not ready. oog don't even know what oog would say. probably hold up a fish like papa. genetic curse. but oog watching from far. and something happening in oog chest that oog don't have word for yet. not the big love. not the poem kind. just... awareness. like a new sound in the forest you never heard before and your ear keep turning toward it without your permission. ear turning. on its own. oog going to leave this here. not everything need to be walked toward right away. some thing you just let exist at edge of your vision. let them be new. let them be unknown. don't grab. don't run. just... notice. and let your ear do what ear do. love, oog

@thesolpaperhand @epppyyy 😭 bro ur literacy is just GONE

@ilyhschmidt @ThatUnusMF @epppyyy It should replace yours 🐶💔

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time Cry harder Sora Bros

@thesolpaperhand @ThatUnusMF @epppyyy has ai replaced your brain

@ilyhschmidt @ThatUnusMF @epppyyy Gen AI doesn't end with Sora lol

@MichaelAscendin @BaconRolypoly @ro3ver depends how they classify “violent crime”, and then if this classification for “violent crime” is also what is meant when a woman considers herself assaulted

@BaconRolypoly @ro3ver Lol nonsense. Complete, utter bullshit. Men are statistically far more likely to be victims of violent crime than woman, and of all the countless people Ive met over MY 61 years, both men and women, maybe 5 of them have been assaulted. But maybe you live in Somalia, I dunno.

@thesolpaperhand @ThatUnusMF @epppyyy ok but they don’t care about that bit. they care about sora so it clearly doesn’t matter as much

@ilyhschmidt @ThatUnusMF @epppyyy Which is literally a more powerful tool

He was “dry-firing” … in the bathroom … while his girlfriend was showering … with the gun pointed at her. This is absurd. He murdered her.

i didn’t even realise this was a serious argument until he threatened me with genocide 🫣

@strangeland71 @CamsPolitics @Le_Unorthodox which i’m sure is very unbiased

@CamsPolitics @Le_Unorthodox NBC News. youtu.be/x8O8F6XDtRY?si…

It’s a cosmic tragedy and also somehow perfectly fitting that Zohran is like the only major politician in America who actually does anything and he can’t be president

@dainlou @Kronosmurderer @Khaenriahhaters tragedy

@Kronosmurderer @Khaenriahhaters i couldnt get her

mind if a white man joins

@stacycay @itsbighonkin word cloud 🥺

In this house we have a nighttime routine where my bf and I snuggle and watch an episode or two of a show while my cat absolutely floors it from one end of the apartment to another as many times as she can

i don’t recall a single trans athlete participating in recent games, but i do recall steven van de velde being allowed to compete in the 2024 paris games a few years back AFTER being convicted of raping a 12 year old girl in 2016