@bedini&co

Six day suspension from Twitter on my other account for mentioning Melania’s teats.

@BScheckometer @dreamadept I’ve known art gallery managers. It’s a hobby for rich girls who think they have artistic flair. They bring in money, not art.

Who is having a meltdown? Eugenie is not a ‘working’ royal. Her father is a problem. ‘Real royals’ are royal by blood. Prince Harry is 5th in line to the throne. Princess Eugenie is 11th. Royals are not chosen by derangers. 🤣

@mkraju Martin’s a pencil neck puts.

Ken Martin, DNC chair candidate, on the party’s brand: “Now a majority of Americans believe Republicans best represent the interests of the working class and the poor and Democrats are the party of the wealthy and elite. That is a damning indictment on our brand, and it’s something we have to fix.”

THE DRONES ARE EATING OUR CATS, THEY'RE EATING OUR DOGS

@BlackKnight10k The Foreign Wives Club

Little do they know, they're about to get deported

@AndrewFiggy @trudygonzales Jesus will potect if you truly believe. Nah, kids are fucked.

Are people forgetting just how horrifying polio is? This isn’t the flu or COVID we’re talking about.

@VABVOX “Thank you President Trump for letting us say ‘crippled’ again.”

Ask your kids if they want to live out their lives in an iron lung.

@Bob_Janke A hard boiled egg cozy.

I think the most important question these days is, what are you getting me for Christmas

House Republicans are planning to dramatically cut Social Security and Medicare. Another broken promise.

@realTuckFrumper Haha

GOP lawmakers said to fear 'bloodletting' as they grow tired of bullying by Trump allies rawstory.com/trump-bloodlet…

@AgathedeLili Charles treats Camilla like she’s the royal.

According to TheFail, in #PoloOnNetflix, "Harry acts like [Meghan] is the royal". Can someone explain what it means to act like someone is a Royal? 🤔 #HarryandMeghan #ArchewellProductions

@atrupar She’s a dullard.

Katy Tur wonders if Trump is surrounding himself with officials that are gonna "help people out with a predatory insurance system"

@TimHannan @RonFilipkowski @summerw07043354 Kim’s climbing the Greecey Pole.

@RonFilipkowski @summerw07043354 I bet it has to do with the only thing Trump knows about Greece.

Trump: What’s it going to take to keep you quiet, Kim? Kim:

Kim thrilled to be ambassador to Greece as that's pretty much her all-time favorite musical.

Hey Christians,

@patriottakes Ladies, time to shut down business.

Pete Hegseth Suggested Women Share Blame for HIV Exposure When Sexually Promisicous Partner Hides Their Diagnosis

@RpsAgainstTrump But wait! She’s governor of Arizona!

Holy sh*t. Kari Lake is a leading contender for the nomination as Donald Trump’s ambassador to Mexico, Semafor reports. We’re so screwed

@NotHoodlum @Allen58B Everybody loves a clown.

An American woman, Liliana Goodson, 30, was sentenced to a year in jail for bringing a $3K gold-pistol into Sydney Airport. She traveled to Australia to attend clown school. Goodson will serve four months of her 12-month sentence in full-time custody. theguardian.com/australia-news…

@RonFilipkowski She has stolen enough.

Lara Trump announced late last night that she is stepping down as co-Chair of the RNC.

@ZaleskiLuke The Family Party