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@VanLathan I just watched you pick your finger nails and brush the dead skin off of your sweater on repeat for three straight minutes. Thats the state of America

I’m live on CNN. There seems to have been a shooter inside the White House Correspondents Dinner. Trump and the entire dais rushed out.

@RealAlexJones You are being punished for torturing the sandy hook parents.

🚨🚨Breaking: President Trump is publicly supporting the Democrat Party backed takeover of Infowars by the Onion! 🚨In 2024 the Bloomberg funded Onion fraudulently claimed that they had won a bankruptcy bid to take over Infowars. 🚨Now they are doing it again with the backing of Trump’s DOJ. 🚨The REAL Infowars is set to close May 1st. 🚨 I am being punished for exposing the Epstein files…

@LindseyGrahamSC And with God's help one day you can get out of the bottom five in reading and math ranking. The double edged sword is an educated electorate would never allow a dildo like you to be their senator. Xo

South Carolina is the best place in the country to do business, and as long as I'm your Senator, I'll keep it that way.

@RpsAgainstTrump She cute af tho

Trump’s spiritual adviser Paula White: Trump has been raised up by God because God says that he raises up people and places them in positions of authority. It is God that raises up a king. When you fight against the plan of God you're fighting against the hand of God

@CNN Can't wait for the improvisation

President Donald Trump will participate in a public Bible reading this week as the administration continues to integrate religion, particularly Christianity, into official business. cnn.it/4vLlaFl

@jasrifootball @4thAndSouthPod *were

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Ravens WR Zay Flowers says that former HC John Harbaugh’s practices was what caused the team to be plagued with injuries, he said on @4thAndSouthPod “Full pads all the time. However many practices in pads you can get, every single one. We're doing one-on-ones in Week 17. Week 17, we're doing one-on-ones, everybody out there, we're tired, we're still going...that's why we had a lot of injuries.” (H/T: @TannerPhifer)

@TrumpTruthOnX 4 trillion sounds high.

It is my Great Honor to endorse Highly Respected State Senator, Carrie Buck, who is running to represent the fantastic people of Nevada’s 1st Congressional District. Carrie is running against a Career Politician named Dina Titus, who tried to raise Taxes by over $4 Trillion Dollars, and voted against all of our Tax Cuts, notably NO TAX ON TIPS for the Working Men and Women of Nevada! Dina Titus wants to abolish our Borders, stop deporting Criminal Illegal Aliens, and supports dangerous “Soft on Crime” Policies like cashless bail that let repeat Violent Criminals roam free on our streets. She voted to allow Men in Women’s Sports, is in favor of the transgender mutilization of children, and voted AGAINST Voter I.D., but in favor of allowing Illegal Aliens to vote in our Sacred Elections. She is Reckless, Radical, and Dangerous! In contrast, a Successful School Principal and Civic Leader, prior to becoming a distinguished State Senator, Carrie Buck has dedicated her life to serving her Community. As your next Congresswoman, she will fight hard to Grow our Economy, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Promote NO TAX ON TIPS, Champion School Choice, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., Keep our Border SECURE, Stop Migrant Crime, Strengthen our Brave Military/Veterans, Ensure PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH, and Protect our always under siege Second Amendment. Carrie Buck has my Complete and Total Endorsement to be the next Representative from Nevada’s 1st Congressional District — SHE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN! (TS: 14 Apr 15:30 ET)​​​‍​​‌‍​​‌‍​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​‌‍​‌‍​​​​​‌‍​​​​​​​​‌‍​​‌‍​​​​​​​​‌‍​‌‍​‌‍​​​​‌‍​​​​​​‌‍​​​​‌‍​​​​​​​​‌‍​‌‍​​​​‌‍

@TrumpTruthOnX Tldr: I'm Henry the 8th I am. Henry the 8th i am i am.

Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime, and terrible for Foreign Policy. He talks about “fear” of the Trump Administration, but doesn’t mention the FEAR that the Catholic Church, and all other Christian Organizations, had during COVID when they were arresting priests, ministers, and everybody else, for holding Church Services, even when going outside, and being ten and even twenty feet apart. I like his brother Louis much better than I like him, because Louis is all MAGA. He gets it, and Leo doesn’t! I don’t want a Pope who thinks it’s OK for Iran to have a Nuclear Weapon. I don’t want a Pope who thinks it’s terrible that America attacked Venezuela, a Country that was sending massive amounts of Drugs into the United States and, even worse, emptying their prisons, including murderers, drug dealers, and killers, into our Country. And I don’t want a Pope who criticizes the President of the United States because I’m doing exactly what I was elected, IN A LANDSLIDE, to do, setting Record Low Numbers in Crime, and creating the Greatest Stock Market in History. Leo should be thankful because, as everyone knows, he was a shocking surprise. He wasn’t on any list to be Pope, and was only put there by the Church because he was an American, and they thought that would be the best way to deal with President Donald J. Trump. If I wasn’t in the White House, Leo wouldn’t be in the Vatican. Unfortunately, Leo’s Weak on Crime, Weak on Nuclear Weapons, does not sit well with me, nor does the fact that he meets with Obama Sympathizers like David Axelrod, a LOSER from the Left, who is one of those who wanted churchgoers and clerics to be arrested. Leo should get his act together as Pope, use Common Sense, stop catering to the Radical Left, and focus on being a Great Pope, not a Politician. It’s hurting him very badly and, more importantly, it’s hurting the Catholic Church! President DONALD J. TRUMP (TS: 12 Apr 21:03 ET)​​​‍​​‌‍​​‌‍​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​‌‍​​​​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​‌‍​​​​​​​​‌‍​‌‍​​​​​‌‍​​​‌‍​​‌‍​​​​‌‍​​​​​‌‍​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​​​‌‍​​​​​‌‍​​​​‌‍

@RapidResponse47 conquest?

@seanhannity Are you out of your fucking mind?

Jim Hanson says President Trump’s pressure forced Iran to the table, arguing the strategy worked and opened the door to real negotiations and regional security: “We proved we can and will crush them. And it’s kind of interesting—the same deal has been on the table for this entire time, and all of a sudden now they’re going to go ahead and accept it. What changed? What changed was President Trump threatening to end the Islamic Republic completely. And I have a question for all the people who were losing their minds today and howling that President Trump should be hauled out of the White House in shackles and frog-marched away to be tried for war crimes—now that it worked, now that that hyperbolic rhetoric stopped additional escalation, is he going to get an apology from them? I doubt it. What he’s going to get is the opportunity to prove to everyone that they had a plan, they worked the plan, they destroyed the capabilities and the will of the enemy, and now we’re going to the negotiating table to deliver a peace that can work and security for the region.”

@PressSec You tweeted that out to 2 million of your followers, but just between you and me... what do you think for realsies?

This is a victory for the United States that President Trump and our incredible military made happen. From the very beginning of Operation Epic Fury, President Trump estimated this would be a 4-6 week operation. Thanks to the unbelievable capabilities of our warriors, we have achieved and exceeded our core military objectives in 38 days. More on that tomorrow morning from @SecWar and Chairman Caine! The success of our military created maximum leverage, allowing President Trump and the team to engage in tough negotiations that have now created an opening for a diplomatic solution and long-term peace. Additionally, President Trump got the Strait of Hormuz reopened. Never underestimate President Trump’s ability to successfully advance America’s interests and broker peace.

@ACTBrigitte lighting.

America's greatest threat comes from the radical leftists within our own borders.

@SecRubio Slow down! This actually happened???

He is Risen.

@FoxNews News?

ERIKA KIRK: "When you have that heavy intake of the press, and you're reading all the stories...as a Christian, how do you guard your heart and mind..." KAROLINE LEAVITT: "Through prayer and faith. It's the only way, to just cover yourself in prayer." "Faith gives you such perspective that even the worst story or the worst news cycle is just a moment in its passing. This too shall pass."

@AGJamesUthmeier you're a dildo. nice beard.

Professional sports are a visible example of a merit-based system, but through the Rooney Rule, the NFL requires its teams to use race-based hiring practices. We are putting Commissioner Roger Goodell on notice: the Rooney Rule violates Florida law, and it must stop.

@olesoul57_2 literally?

Couple at Smoothie King refused service because of the husband’s shirt

@toymachinesh Can we talk about the real story? There are jewish people in wyoming?

Tony Hawk correcting the record

@StephenM I don't follow you

NO SANCTUARY FOR CRIMINAL ALIENS.

@WhiteHouse @VP Paganism?

"The March For Life, my friends, is not about just a political issue... it is about whether we will remain a civilization under God, or whether we will ultimately return to the paganism that dominated the past." - @VP JD Vance 🇺🇸

@JDVance Life is precious douche bag

When I visited Minnesota, what the ICE agents wanted more than anything was to work with local law enforcement so that situations on the ground didn't get out of hand. The local leadership in Minnesota has so far refused to answer those requests.