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My biggest claim to fame is that Roger Ebert quoted me in his essay "Win Ben Stein's Mind". rogerebert.com/roger-ebert/wi…

@evildanevil Somebody has to play Joan of Arc.

What is the point of going to ren faire when youre flat chested

@Templarpilled No they weren't.

60 years ago, society was so conservative that these four dorks were seen as the peak of vulgarity

@outkylies It's not the Atlantic and Pacific, dummy. Looks more like some filthy Asian river meeting the sea.

esse é o ponto exato de encontro entre o oceano atlântico e pacífico! mas alguém sabe explicar porque é assim?? eles não se misturam 😳😳

@therealmrbench Why can't people hold their phone horizontally?

Post wildfire destruction Clinton, BC

@Todd_Spence That video was visionary...

When Dire Straits took the stage at Live Aid in '85, most fans had no idea why Sting joined them, but when he started singing the opening lyrics to "Money For Nothing", they realized it was his voice on the radio hit which widely went unnoticed til then 🔥 Goosebumps when Mark Knopfler finally plays that guitar riff and the crowd takes over for the drums.

@attackdogX The irony is that cobras are the jeets of the venomous snake world. Slow derpy snakes that even mongooses can kill.

I can’t stop laughing, this “snake charmer” just got bit by a King Cobra. Imagine your last words on the planet being some flat notes from a home made wooden whistle, sounding like some kind of POO KAZOO 😭

@DrNeilStone Well, so were the Nuremberg trials. Doesn't mean they weren't necessary.

Fauci made mistakes but let's be honest the witch hunt against him has nothing to do with science or what actually happened in real time during the pandemic Its about scapegoating and conspiracy theory

Christians cannot even agree if God IS good, or if God DEFINES good. Most have never given it any real thought. And theologians are just trekkies with tenure.

@collapsedwave1 @wendelltalks Morality is technology. Like all technology, it exists for a purpose. Once you understand what morality is for, you can evaluate it objectively, just like you can evaluate objectively which car is best for picking up hot chicks.

@wendelltalks Atheists will pride themselves on logic, then argue cannabilism is moral in one society but being "good" doesn't require objective morality. The sad truth is most of them have never given it deep thought, just knee jerk reactions that it requires God's existence.

Atheists cannot even agree whether morality is objective, subjective, or an evolutionary illusion.

@wendelltalks Oh but Christians agree on so much. For the record, it is only atheism that allows an objective morality. Christians are forced to accept the opinion of a god, which is the ultimate in subjective morality. You literally can't get more subjective than "one god's opinion".

@ArynneWexler A comedian woman who hates Muslims. Can I have sex with you?

In light of another “car” ramming into civilians in Europe (this time Berlin), yet again, it seems like a good time to bring this back

@aakashgupta People who think evolution is planning out this stuff as a 'big picture', are scientifically illiterate.

No mammal has ever evolved green fur. Not one of roughly 6,400 species. Mammals make exactly two pigments, eumelanin for black and brown, pheomelanin for red and orange, and no combination of those gets you to green. The only mammal that looks green is a sloth, and that's algae growing on it. So evolution solved the camouflage problem from the opposite end. Deer and boar are dichromats. They lack the long-wavelength cone, so orange and green land on the same channel. A tiger never needed green fur, because the animals it hunts cannot tell the two apart. John Fennell's team at Bristol ran this in simulation, and the tiger goes from garish to invisible the moment you remove one cone. Which leaves the question Fennell flagged as still open. Why didn't deer evolve trichromatic vision? Spotting an ambush predator is the whole ballgame, and primates pulled off that upgrade tens of millions of years ago. The answer is stranger than growing better eyes. In Kanha and Mudumalai, chital deer spend their days directly underneath langur troops. Langurs are Old World monkeys, which means full trichromatic vision, sitting in the canopy, looking down at the forest floor. A 1989 study at Kanha found that of deer herds within 200 meters of a langur troop, 70% closed to within 25 meters. Chital reacted to langur alarm calls more often than langurs reacted to theirs. The deer could not build the eyes. So they parked themselves under something that already had them. The tiger's coat is tuned against the visual system of nearly every mammal in that forest. It fails against exactly one, and the deer worked out how to borrow it. The borrowing works well enough that people run the same play. When a burst of chital alarm calls goes up in an Indian reserve, every guide within earshot stops the jeep and starts looking for stripes.

@JasJohalBC 'Indigs' is what I call them when I want to be nicer than 'scumbags who lied about dead children for profit'.

Rob Shaw: BC Conservatives urged to stop using term 'First Nations' "Findlay’s team has encouraged the use of Indigenous, Aboriginal or Indian instead." #bcpoli #cdnpoli biv.com/news/commentar…

@TheoMoudakis @TorontoStar Canadians just don't seem to understand that they had the chance to be on the same side as Trump. Now they're crying about getting their asses kicked.

Please enjoy my cartoon for Tuesday's @TorontoStar

@jimiuorio Don't believe the billionaires' lies about 'razor thin margins'. As long as the gap between rich and poor keeps widening, those margins can be narrowed.

It’s not a mystery as to where Mamdani’s city run grocery stores will lead. It’s an economic law not a theory. The government will commit resources to these stores that will hold prices 30% below market price for a short time. The privately owned grocery stores that previously served the neighborhoods will lose market share and, due to already razor thin margins, will go under. The government run stores will deteriorate as all government programs do and soon there will be product shortages etc. the area will be left far worse off than it started. But that’s not what’s interesting here. The real story is that Mamdani and his cohorts are just as aware of this progression as we are. The only debate is; why would they intentionally destroy a system and a neighborhood they promised to protect? I’m not sure the answer but it’s worth mentioning that their hold on power and influence becomes greater the more suffering they cause…that’s probably it..

@NoLore No, this is plutocracy. Government of the people by billionaires for billionaires.

Fascism. He wants fascism.

@stephafterhours Holy shit, is that seriously the design they used in the film? That is the stupidest looking thing I've ever seen.

Who else felt bad for the cyclops, he was just living peacefully making cheese and taking care of his sheep and they broke into his house, ate his cheese, stole his sheep and blinded his only eye💔💔 #TheOdyssey

@SenSanders So work with Trump and get it done, you useless piece of shit. HE WANTS MEDICARE TOO!

Major countries that guarantee healthcare as a human right: 🇦🇺 🇦🇹 🇧🇪 🇨🇦 🇨🇱 🇨🇴 🇨🇿 🇩🇰 🇪🇪 🇫🇮 🇫🇷 🇩🇪 🇬🇷 🇭🇺 🇮🇸 🇮🇪🇮🇹 🇯🇵 🇰🇷 🇱🇻 🇱🇹 🇱🇺 🇳🇱 🇳🇿 🇳🇴 🇵🇱 🇵🇹 🇸🇰 🇸🇮 🇪🇸 🇸🇪 🇨🇭 🇹🇷 🇬🇧 Major countries that deny that right: 🇺🇸 Beyond pathetic. Medicare for All NOW.

@CroAglo @SenateGOP This is why we need an immaculately written, detailed document setting out the reasons for a new revolution, and then fight it.

Understand the country has already been taken. We have a bill, with 80% general support (which never happens), who's only purpose is to secure elections for American citizens, and the @SenateGOP will not pass it. The corruption is past the breaking point.

@9mmsmg "I sent you two boats and a helicopter!" --God.

I'm not voting for a Democrat in 2028 because I'm not an idiot, but I'm also not voting for Vance. I'm just not voting. I'm a Christian before everything and I'm not voting to have a Hindu first lady. He couldn't even get her to convert. Do I think he would be a bad president? No. But im a Christian before I'm an American. Voting for Vance and having a Hindu first lady will essentially promote Hinduism in America and I'm not willing to be an active participant in that. I'm simply abstaining. I have to answer to God, and God alone, not the internet mob.