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@HardeepSPuri “We absorbed the shock so citizens don’t suffer.” Yes-that’s exactly what a government is expected to do

International crude prices have gone through the roof in the last 1 month from around 70 dollars/barrel to around 122 dollars/barrel. Consequently, petrol and diesel prices for consumers have gone up all over the world. Prices have increased by around 30%-50% in South East Asian countries, 30% in North American countries, 20% in Europe and 50% in African countries. The Modi Government had two choices- either increase prices drastically for citizens of Bharat as all other nations have done or bear the brunt on its finances so that Indian citizen is insulated from international volatility. Hon’ble Prime Minister @narendramodi Ji, in keeping with his Government’s commitment of last 4 years since the conflict in Russia-Ukraine started, decided to take a hit on its own finances again to safeguard the Indian citizen. Government has taken a huge hit on it taxation revenues to ensure very high losses of oil companies (approximately 24 Rs/litre for petrol and 30 Rs/litre for diesel) at this time of sky high international prices are reduced. At the same time, export tax has been levied as international prices of petrol and diesel have skyrocketed and any refinery exporting to foreign nations will have to pay export tax. My gratitude to Hon’ble PM Narendra Modi Ji and Hon’ble FM @nsitharaman Ji for this very timely, bold and visionary decision!

@DrSanjivGoenka @rajasthanroyals @RCBTweets You serious - you are a clown

1992

Battle for @royalchallengers.bengaluru an @IPL in full swing 🙏🏽

A civilian employee at an Indian Air Force station has been arrested for allegedly passing sensitive military information to Pakistani handlers, in a case that investigators say has exposed a wider espionage network operating across India. The arrest, carried out by Rajasthan Intelligence, follows months of investigation that began with a separate detention earlier this year. Additional Director General of Police Intelligence Prafull Kumar said the case traces back to January 2026, when Jhabara Ram, a resident of Jaisalmer, was taken into custody. During questioning, Ram revealed links to another suspect who was in regular contact with Pakistani intelligence agencies. That trail led investigators to Sumit Kumar. #IndianAirForce #Espionage #SpyNetwork #Rajasthan #Jaisalmer Read more : intdy.in/82h81a

@hellwala She is so funny without even trying to be

वो ज़माना जब भारत में लोकतंत्र था ,हर कोई अपनी शिकायत दर्ज करवा सकता था इन्फ्रास्ट्रक्चर के बारे में जैसे जूही चावला डॉलर के जोक बना सकती थी अब रवीना टंडन ये सब नहीं कह सकती क्योंकि भारत में अब लोलतंत्र है

are jets flying over Bangalore for this?

@mannisha9999 @AmitShah I keep getting woken up by them.

What is jet fighter suddenly in sky of Bangalore? #Bangalore @AmitShah

Iran finally understood why Dubai wanted Gadkari for 6 months.

It’s like an OF model telling others to stay covered.

BREAKING: Humanoid robot arrested after allegedly harassing an elderly woman on the street in China.

@WatcherGuru That’s like month old news

JUST IN: Elon Musk says AI will make jobs "optional" in the future due to "universal high income."

the jokes write themselves

BREAKING: New startup "RentAHuman" allows AI agents to rent humans to perform tasks they cannot physically perform themselves.

@BRICSinfo This is the end

JUST IN: 🇰🇵🇯🇵 North Korea accuses Japan of pushing the region into danger with long-range missile deployments.

A Chinese citizen has been arrested for attempting to smuggle 2,000 queen ants out of Kenya 🇰🇪. 🐜🚨

BREAKING: Nepal elects rapper, Balen Shah, as its next Prime Minister — as predicted by Polymarket.

@MarioNawfal Terms and conditions apply

The irony: Creating a "board of peace", then starting a war weeks later This is not the world I was hoping to see in 2026

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