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Johnny's in the basement, mixing up the medicine, I'm on the pavement, thinking 'bout the government

probably playing with the dog Katılım Ağustos 2011
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Gina Muscato
Gina Muscato@GinaMuscato·
Bases loaded, no outs & Yanjees can’t score. I’m sick.
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Ɱąէէ Ͳҽɾɾվ
@Zalman888 Smoltz doesn't bother me all that much, he's a dope, but he's... OK. I actively can't listen to Pierzynski... yukking it up, can't shut up.
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Jed Weisberger 🔯
Jed Weisberger 🔯@Zalman888·
Smoltz, who is not allowed in our house, muted. Dave and Suzyn synched
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Mr. Nimbus
Mr. Nimbus@ignore_me18·
I may be in the minority here but I don't understand the hate for the Cubs from Sox fans or the hate for the Sox from Cubs fans. I legit just don't care about the Sox. I'm a Cubs fan, they play 2-6 games a year. I HATE the Brewers and Cards.
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Ɱąէէ Ͳҽɾɾվ
@Cubskickass100 fwiw, and that ain't much, there are certain Cubs fans on this app who have NO IDEA how good they have it. Boog, JD, T-Mac, and Elise are top notch... Marquee does a great job, especially when Boog & Taylor go back n forth... so much fun. ❤️
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CubsKickAss
CubsKickAss@Cubskickass100·
I saw a post about Boog talking to much to Taylor McGregor. I actually think that is the best part of broadcast to be honest. I actually would love to have her in the booth one day.
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Ɱąէէ Ͳҽɾɾվ
@WestLoopTom regardless of the situation, I'm a sap... say the bill was $76... I round up to $80... 10% is $8... double that, you get $16... then I round that up to $20. I drive my wife a little nuts. 💵
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WestLoopTom
WestLoopTom@WestLoopTom·
If 2 people seat themselves at a restaurant and proceed to order a pizza and 4 cans of beer on their phone from a bar code at the table without ever interacting with a server what’s the appropriate amount of $ to leave for a tip? The food and beers were dropped off at the table.
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ThexyBeatht_
ThexyBeatht_@ThexyBeatht_2·
I have an announcement to make. I’m engaged! He doesn’t know it yet. But that’s a small detail and I’m not perfectionist
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Max Mannis
Max Mannis@MaxMannis·
It's legitimately jarring to attend a Yankees game in another ballpark and remember what it's like to witness a game without the blaring music and sound effects. Just the sounds of baseball and occasional brief quiet music. I missed this. I want it back.
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Jumbo Elliott
Jumbo Elliott@JumboElliott76·
@AriFleischer Hmmm. A cocktail in a photo compares to an unreachable plastered fbi director?? F off.
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Canada Hates Trump
Canada Hates Trump@AntiTrumpCanada·
🚨ATTENTION CHINA🚨 A convicted felon has entered your country. Subject has 34 felony convictions; found liable for sexual assault & defamation; suspected of conspiracy, espionage & pedophilia. Suspect is orange, hostile & deeply stupid. DO NOT APPROACH
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Emma Scott
Emma Scott@EmmaScott·
✨ GAME TIME✨ step 1) look to your left and share what item is closest to you step 2) tell us why it would make a better president
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@WestLoopTom we went to Chicago 3 or 4 years ago, had a blast, and my wife is now a diehard Cubs fan. I mean, "134 games streamed thru MLB.tv last year" diehard. ❤️‼️
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WestLoopTom
WestLoopTom@WestLoopTom·
Tell me you haven’t been to Chicago without telling me you haven’t been to Chicago. 50+ million people visit every year from all over the world. How many people visit your crappy Texas city? The only good city to vacation there is Austin.
🇺🇸 Coop Howard 🇺🇸@desolate_defend

@LucifersTweetz The same could be said to democrats who’ve watched great cities like Chicago and Detroit become shitholes under their lack of leadership.

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jordan
jordan@notbubbawallace·
why are trevor bauer defenders like this
melvin@melvinurmom

@notbubbawallace You just hate white males. He had a consensual sexual encounter and because of that, you think he’s a bad dude. Meanwhile, you throw stones from an extremely glass castle, as you are a male leftist, which just means you have zero test, probably gay, likely a minority.

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𝓣𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓪 🌹🇺🇸🇮🇹
I was reading comments on a tweet and someone said Joe Girardi talks too much. Well isn’t that what he’s there for?!! Maybe try being able to talk that much baseball knowledge first and until then people should just shut it! 🙄
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ThexyBeatht_
ThexyBeatht_@ThexyBeatht_2·
Gonna put a “student driver, please be patient” sticker on the car and just go around doing whatever tf I want
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The Kinks
The Kinks@TheKinks·
Let us know your favourite in the comments! 🎸
The Kinks tweet media
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Normabuel
Normabuel@normabuel·
@TheKinks From this list, Funny Afternoon but my favorite Kinks song is Days
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Rep. Jack Kimble
Rep. Jack Kimble@RepJackKimble·
@atrupar That's a lot. Wouldn't it be easier just to remove all the assholes like Homan?
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Aaron Rupar
Aaron Rupar@atrupar·
FOX NEWS: How many deportations do we need to set this country's population back to where it's actually a country of legal citizens? TOM HOMAN: Millions. I think there are well over 20 million illegal aliens in the country. We're gonna do everything we can to arrest as many people as we can.
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David P. Samson
David P. Samson@DavidPSamson·
This will never happen. First of all, no team wants to sign him. Secondly, no player is allowed to play for $0. And finally, no team wants to sign him.
Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー)@BauerOutage

Hypothetical: You’re the owner of an MLB team. I offer to take $0 salary and sign a minor league contract and go to Low A. If the “he sucks now” crowd is right and I get lit up, you cut me, lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. If the “clubhouse cancer” crowd is right, you see it immediately at Low A and cut me. You lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. If there’s massive negative PR, which we already know there won’t be, you just cut me and move on. The story is dead in a couple days, you lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club. But, assuming none of those things happen, which they obviously wouldn’t, if you like what you see, you can promote me to AA and re evaluate me there. Then AAA. Then the big leagues. If I earn it, which you’d be 100% in control of deciding. If you don’t think I’m good enough, you lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. You could take away my “antics”. You could take away my social media. You could ask anything of me. If I don’t comply, you cut me, lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club. What logical reason is there to not do this? At worst, you cut me and there’s no risk to the big league club. At best, you get a Cy Young winner for $0 who you know can still pitch and could help the big league team if and when you see fit.

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Jo
Jo@JoJoFromJerz·
@Acyn I will never, not for as long as I live, understand how anyone, ANYONE, looks at this garbage version of a human being, and thinks, “yes, that. I want more of that!” He’s a piece of shit. A racist, sexist, stupid piece of shit.
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Acyn
Acyn@Acyn·
Reporter: Why focus on all these projects as gas prices are soaring? Trump: Such a stupid question. You can understand dirt better than I can baby but I don’t allow it.
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