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@soonrightaway burying the lede that italians will have jobs in the future
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Scientists at MIT have unveiled a new 3D rendering of how we will commute to work within the next five years
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colbert peaked in Strangers With Candy, completely carried by Amy Sedaris, who btw clears her midwit brother by about 1000 miles #IHateEveryone
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don’t think of it as a mass layoff. think of it more as an employment jubilee
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@Snowmannequin go ahead keep laughing buddy i just got twice as stoic
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Im a stoic so basically nothing bothers me.. not even waking up super early or dealing with annoying people. if I wasn't stoic that shit would piss me off soooooo freaking bad lol
- Marcus Aurelius "Meditations"
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Nice proustian reverie bro, did your mommy’s madelienes trigger it for you?
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1 cup oats from 50lb bag: $0.15
water from a puddle: free
eat one bowl every other day, and two on Christmas: $28 *a year*
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is it a bad sign when you overhear the doctor ask the nurse “this is a — a 33 year old??” right outside the door
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@Demon_Realms my classic move is: snag on the bottom. lose my rig. add tippet bc leaders short now. tie on another hopper. drop a nymph on it. dab of floatant for the dry. carefully clip and dispose of the tags. oh yeah ready 2 fish bb. first backcast snag it all on a branch 20 feet up a tree
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How I be at the river after I tangle my line for the 3rd time
Nora@ouestnora
Something about this felt deeply relatable
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@inpredict the fight here is over “recreational” and “good” which are inexact terms, but good almost always means a little better than average. 60-75th percentile. at 35yo sub 20 is either high 90s percentile i.e. “exceptional” or not “recreational” i.e. significant training history
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sub 20 on a 5k considered “recreational”
Rad Dog@The_Rad_Dawg
@DavidDack keyword here is recreational (not a track/xc person) but even still, it largely depends on age and gender. for male under 35, i would say anything under 20 minutes for a recreational runner is "good". 18:45 is 6:00/mile pace, as a benchmark
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Genuinely no judgement here:
i’m still not sure what exactly people are using LLMs to do
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@no_sophist man these guys used to scare the shit out of me in Maine. I’d be hiking and theyd wait until i was right by them to blast off making this sound
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for most of my life I didn't know what this sound in the woods was. thought it must be an engine of kind but that didn't feel right.
Dannyboy Wildlife@DWesthawk
Ruffed grouse
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@Demon_Realms If you ever need a good laugh, just google "oldest mountain in the Canadian Rockies"
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If you ever need a good laugh, just google "tallest mountain in the Appalachians"
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the new followers on this account have no idea I run a rescue & sanctuary with over 200 living creatures inside my home. They think I’m just an annoying girl online. Well guess what
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birdwatching and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
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