🧟‍♀️ carmonster 🧟‍♀️ (Taylor’s Version)

@Lin_Manuel What's your biggest fear?

also pretty sure it’s illegal?

hey @Chilis I’m a big fan, but I need to know why my margaritas tonight had no alcohol in them. sounds dumb but I thought it tasted like just lemonade, so I got home and used a breathalyzer just to see, and sure enough, 0.00%. I had THREE of these, so that’s not possible. 😂

thanks but i don’t like my quesadillas like my men, i’d prefer this to be cut. @tacobell

@dominos my order was placed an hour ago, the driver has not moved from this exact spot in at least 20 minutes. if I’m not getting my food I’d like a refund.

@ActuallyBrandon @thelonelyisland I was like I know this song… wait WHAT THE HELL 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Tonight’s episode of WELCOME TO DERRY uses the same song that @thelonelyisland sampled at the beginning of POPSTAR (“I’m So Humble”) and I don’t know who else to tell

@TraditionSarah @MattMorseTV Sometimes. This happens constantly. Quit cutting him that kind of slack. We also don’t hold the highest office in the nation ((maybe world??)) so the standard isn’t the same.

@MattMorseTV We all say stuff completely out of our @$$ sometimes, and he is not immune.

I am one of the largest pro-Trump commentators in the nation. I get tens of millions of views every single month talking about Trump's America First agenda. And right now, I'm absolutely fucking beyond PISSED OFF that tonight, as a justification for H-1B visas, Trump said that Americans don't "have talent." Absolutely unreal.

@whinnyyuston @WR4NYGov @sciencegirl Right? This naturally occurring form of population control might actually save humanity.

@WR4NYGov @sciencegirl Why do you want more people on Earth when we’re already exhausting our resources?

In your opinion what is the biggest threat to humanity

@RachelKasten @GraceSpelman Yeah she kept calling it a “peek behind the curtain” and outside of the title track, we got absolutely zero introspection. The fanfare for the theme was all there and then the album had nothing! I was so confused.

like why didn’t she sing about this!!!!!!!!!!! it would have been in theme with the album!!! man. like. retire the buzzwords girl and write what you are clearly feeling!!!

@iknowgoodthings @RollingStone @taylorswift13 That’s literally insane. 😒 This wasn’t even one of HER best, let alone better than that work of art. SMH.

@RollingStone @taylorswift13 So you rate this as a better album than you rated To Pimp a Butterfly.... interesting.

REVIEW: @taylorswift13 Conquers Her Biggest Stage Ever on #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Read the Rolling Stone review: rollingstone.com/music/music-al…

@dunkensheepguy @RollingStone @taylorswift13 😂😂😂😂😂

@RollingStone @taylorswift13 This is the same rating you gave to that U2 album they forced onto everyone's IPods

One showgirl celebrating another @taylorswift13

i really don’t understand movies where every actor is foreign but they force them to fake American accents?! simply base this film in the UK instead?

It’s 4am - still debating the Republicans’ billionaire tax giveaway. We offered an amendment to say no tax cut for those making over $10m. Every Republican voted no. So we tried $100m. Every Republican voted no. So we tried $500m! Every Republican a no. See what’s going on?

When did firing people like nuclear scientists and air traffic controllers seem like a better idea than simply taxing the rich?

Bitch this means shit is 100x more heinous than we know have you met lawyers they’ll defend the devil himself

Musk's ketamine dealer has an opportunity to do the funniest thing.

What a lie. And from someone who complains about lack of honesty from the mainstream media.

Just wanted to say that Trump is a traitorous, Putin-loving dipshit! Goes double for Elon!

In Brazil, it is tradition that the first piece of cake goes to the most important person in your life. And then his little bro's reaction... ❤️

FYI, @elonmusk , read this as well. "WHO ARE THE TOP FIVE PEOPLE or GROUPS SPREADING DISINFORMATION on X?" You, @elonmusk , are #1 x.com/i/grok/share/L…