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🧟‍♀️ carmonster 🧟‍♀️ (Taylor’s Version)

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don’t let the bastards grind you down.

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🧟‍♀️ carmonster 🧟‍♀️ (Taylor’s Version)
hey @Chilis I’m a big fan, but I need to know why my margaritas tonight had no alcohol in them. sounds dumb but I thought it tasted like just lemonade, so I got home and used a breathalyzer just to see, and sure enough, 0.00%. I had THREE of these, so that’s not possible. 😂
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Brandon Wainerdi
Brandon Wainerdi@ActuallyBrandon·
Tonight’s episode of WELCOME TO DERRY uses the same song that @thelonelyisland sampled at the beginning of POPSTAR (“I’m So Humble”) and I don’t know who else to tell
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Matt Morse
Matt Morse@MattMorseTV·
I am one of the largest pro-Trump commentators in the nation. I get tens of millions of views every single month talking about Trump's America First agenda. And right now, I'm absolutely fucking beyond PISSED OFF that tonight, as a justification for H-1B visas, Trump said that Americans don't "have talent." Absolutely unreal.
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Science girl
Science girl@sciencegirl·
In your opinion what is the biggest threat to humanity
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Empire State Building
Empire State Building@EmpireStateBldg·
One showgirl celebrating another @taylorswift13
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Chris Murphy 🟧
Chris Murphy 🟧@ChrisMurphyCT·
It’s 4am - still debating the Republicans’ billionaire tax giveaway. We offered an amendment to say no tax cut for those making over $10m. Every Republican voted no. So we tried $100m. Every Republican voted no. So we tried $500m! Every Republican a no. See what’s going on?
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Brad
Brad@BraddrofliT·
When did firing people like nuclear scientists and air traffic controllers seem like a better idea than simply taxing the rich?
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Gritty is the Way
Gritty is the Way@Gritty20202·
Musk's ketamine dealer has an opportunity to do the funniest thing.
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Stephen King
Stephen King@StephenKing·
Just wanted to say that Trump is a traitorous, Putin-loving dipshit! Goes double for Elon!
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The Figen
The Figen@TheFigen_·
In Brazil, it is tradition that the first piece of cake goes to the most important person in your life. And then his little bro's reaction... ❤️
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