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@JamesCageWhite Ratio James with a job application?

@uhnito Idk what’s more criminal, the fact it’s moulding or the fact they’ve “reduced” it

Yes ill have the iridescent beef

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

@alexeveria @ManUtd Posted less than a minute ago holyyyy dick rider 💔

@ManUtd Max Dawman at 16

Max Verstappen has threatened to quit Formula 1 at the end of this season if planned changes to the engine regulations for next year are blocked. The FIA said recently that an agreement had been reached in principle to changes that would reduce the need for energy management from 2027. But opposition has emerged in subsequent talks around the detail of the plan and there is currently not enough support for the change to be passed.

When you're trying to 3☆ a speed zone in Forza Horizon 6 and you see a mascot on the roadside

There’s a GTA 6 YouTuber who’s about to drop a 20 minute video because of this post.

“yes babe i really am enjoying our esex im jerking off right now as we speak”

Forza 6 launches and suddenly a bunch of people who don't even have their drivers license are car experts

Goal - MBEUMO Assist - B.FERNANDES Man Utd 3-1 Nottingham Forest (76 mins) #FPL #MUNNFO

Goal - SHAW Assist - B. FERNANDES Man Utd 1-0 Nottingham Forest (5 mins) #FPL #MUNNFO

@ForzaLeakz 1-4 was beautiful, anything else after is pure slop (I assume including 6 after it releases)

🚨COMING SOON: Every Forza Horizon game ranked ⭐ Forza Horizon 6 is next… what rating do you think it deserves before launch?

START THOSE ENGINES, JAPAN AWAITS 🌸🏎️ To celebrate the upcoming release of Forza Horizon 6, we're giving away 6 Premium Edition digital codes of the game. For your chance to win, follow @XboxUK AND: 💚 Comment for an Xbox Code 🔁 Repost for a Steam Code Winners will be chosen on Friday the 15th of May

@rotnbrain why is your name dogfucker

if you were my girl you wouldn’t need a bidet

Doing salvia and becoming a tik tok notification for 18 years

🚨 NEW: 67 Labour MPs are now calling for Keir Starmer to resign

Just jerked off to gay porn and I came slower than when I jerk off to normal porn so im not gay

@teen_chelsea @utdreport

@utdreport An easy save

LAMMENS WOW

@utdreport We need him and he delivers ❤️

62' - Lammens WHAT A SAVE!

🚨🇲🇽 NEW: The Mexican government has decided to end the school year almost six weeks early, just one week before the World Cup begins The measure has been introduced so children can fully enjoy the World Cup [@NYTimes]

like ok aliens but its not even fucking cool looking shit it just looks like a flying Tylenol can be please be for fucking real, sci fi sucks