Irfan Raza
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Irfan Raza
@irfaan_aa
Passionate full stack developer and Crypto enthusiast
Delhi,India Katılım Mart 2012
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Bro signed a 250000 crore MoU with a company whose annual revenue is INR 50 lakhs.
Yogi Adityanath@myogiadityanath
New Uttar Pradesh is embracing the power of Artificial Intelligence. A ₹25,000 Crore MoU with Puch AI will bring AI Parks, large-scale data center infrastructure, AI Commons, and an AI University to the state. This initiative will strengthen governance, drive innovation, and create future-ready opportunities for our youth.
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@stitchbygoogle This should kill pencil.dev immediately or vice versa.
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@audiencon Ace coding interviews with a floating AI assistant that stays invisible during screen sharing.
truelycrack.com
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@CiprianiRanieri truelycrack.com
Ace coding interviews with a floating AI assistant that stays invisible during screen sharing.
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@SNagarani1419 truelycrack.com
Now cracking interview is easier with AI whispering the answer for you.
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@samuel_spitz @samuel_spitz Agent wasn't able to finish the job. It gave dumped script as output. I tried to ask to fix and then it ran out of quota after few retry attempt.

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@samuel_spitz I see, it was because of many old repl app I had 5 years back. Deleted all of them
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I'm giving out $5,000 cash at Replit
Here's how you can win:
1. Make a video using Replit Animation
2. Post it on Twitter #replitanimation
3. Like & reply here with a link to your tweet
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@matanSF Thanks for giving personal attention to my matter. I really appreciate
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@techbharat @grok when it's being launched in India based on top influencer and insider news
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Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.
$30 per seat per month.
$1.4 million annually.
I called it "digital transformation."
The board loved that phrase.
They approved it in eleven minutes.
No one asked what it would actually do.
Including me.
I told everyone it would "10x productivity."
That's not a real number.
But it sounds like one.
HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.
I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."
They stopped asking.
Three months later I checked the usage reports.
47 people had opened it.
12 had used it more than once.
One of them was me.
I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.
It took 45 seconds.
Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.
But I called it a "pilot success."
Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.
The CFO asked about ROI.
I showed him a graph.
The graph went up and to the right.
It measured "AI enablement."
I made that metric up.
He nodded approvingly.
We're "AI-enabled" now.
I don't know what that means.
But it's in our investor deck.
A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.
I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."
He asked what that meant.
I said "compliance."
He asked which compliance.
I said "all of them."
He looked skeptical.
I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."
He stopped asking questions.
Microsoft sent a case study team.
They wanted to feature us as a success story.
I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."
I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.
They didn't verify it.
They never do.
Now we're on Microsoft's website.
"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."
The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.
He got 3,000 likes.
He's never used Copilot.
None of the executives have.
We have an exemption.
"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."
I wrote that policy.
The licenses renew next month.
I'm requesting an expansion.
5,000 more seats.
We haven't used the first 4,000.
But this time we'll "drive adoption."
Adoption means mandatory training.
Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.
But completion will be tracked.
Completion is a metric.
Metrics go in dashboards.
Dashboards go in board presentations.
Board presentations get me promoted.
I'll be SVP by Q3.
I still don't know what Copilot does.
But I know what it's for.
It's for showing we're "investing in AI."
Investment means spending.
Spending means commitment.
Commitment means we're serious about the future.
The future is whatever I say it is.
As long as the graph goes up and to the right.
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Most people in India don’t know this…
but there is a completely legal way to drive a brand new Creta EV for almost free.
Yes, free. And people have been using this trick for years.
Here is how it works.
Step 1
Do not buy the EV in your own name. Buy it in your company’s name on a loan.
Step 2
Put only 4 lakh as down payment.
Take the 16 lakh you would have spent upfront and invest it in mutual funds at around 12 percent returns.
Step 3
Since it is an EV, your company can claim 40 percent depreciation every year plus the interest paid to the bank.
In 5 years, that is around 22.5 lakh written off the books saving nearly 6 lakh in taxes.
Step 4
After 5 years, the car’s book value drops to about 1.5 lakh.
Your company sells it to you at that book value.
This is completely legal and fully audit proof.
Step 5
You now own it personally.
Sell it in the open market for around 10 lakh.
The gains are tax free because it is now your personal asset.
Meanwhile, the 16 lakh investment has grown to about 28 lakh.
Even after interest and inflation, that is still a profit of around 4 lakh.
Add the 10 lakh resale.
Add the 6 lakh tax savings.
Across 5 years you practically drove that Creta EV for free.
Genius tax planning or a trick your CA never told you?
Follow @AshishMeher7 for more such useful money saving updates.
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@AiryFax78250 How about the case if someone finish the work in a week. That's what I expertise into.
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