Irn Bug

@onebigmonkey @fesshole God almighty yes this is the hill I will die on. Americano is a whole order, if I wanted milk I’d ask for that. Yeeesh

@fesshole "Americano please, black." "Do you want milk with that?" "Sigh...."

I have a first class law degree, speak six languages and have published a book. I cannot understand coffee menus and have no idea how to ask for a simple coffee with milk. It's my most boomer complaint, except I was born in 1990.

@TheEddChina This has been quite an awesome series so far, I’m really hoping the engine frees up just fine and is in good order… but if it isn’t, would you consider an EV conversion? 🫣😇😄

It’s Friday, so time for a further fix of our foolishly frugal Ferrari project! In this episode I tackle the funked up and leaky fuel system in an effort to get this classic Ferrari 308GT4 one step closer to firing into life!! Enjoy and have a great weekend! I Fixed My Ferrari's Leaky Fuel System and You Can TOO! youtu.be/2cvhAjSBG74

Shout out to the legit @GLA_Airport heroes in Car Park 1 - came back from holiday to find the cold snap had totalled my car battery - car couldn't even unlock, let alone start. The chaps on duty there could not have been more helpful and had us moving again in minutes. Epic.

The first trailer for #ToSaveTheSea 🌊 drops tomorrow at 10am! The brand new musical by Isla Cowan and Andy McGregor touring this Autumn. Stay tuned 👀

Great today in Govanhill in the Glasgow Southside today as our wonderful community came together for Carnival to kick off the Govanhill International Festival, celebrating our rich cultural diversity. What a contrast to the hate mobs we're seeing in other cities today. 📷🧵

@LargsAcademy What the heck, I think I remember Mr Beattie back in 1997 Tech Studies class, could that be right? 🤯

Today we celebrated the careers of two Largs Academy legends - Mr Leishman and Mr Beattie - who have given over 50 years of service combined to our school and pupils. We wish them all the very best in a long and happy retirement ❤️🍾 🍕

@MrRoryReid I just did. I’m looking to save cash but I still want a new or nearly new car. Handed back a Mini countryman PHEV to finance company at no cost. Got a Citroen e-C4 for £334 a month (13k miles/year). Costs £3.80 to fill battery off peak, for 200+ miles range.

Would you buy an electric car? If not, why not? The reasons given will go into a video series I’m making, which is aimed at acknowledging people’s apprehensiveness. I know it’s X, but try to make them rational 😃

@HillF1 Feels like Ham is hoping for a red flag and a free tyre change to maintain position. It’s not the worst gamble for them to make.

Only 20 laps to go, will Ham and Norris use softs? Can't use mediums and hards too hard. Lets see. #f1

@A_R_McGregor Awwh man, that’s rubbish!

@MavisbankSchool Hi, I'm sorry I just noticed this... but I assume it got sorted ok?

We are putting a call out for any volunteers who could build our new 10 foot trampoline. If you are willing and able please phone us on 01236 632108 😊

@dashlane @FoodCorps Please don't buy Dashlane. There's no actual way to get a human to support you that I can see, and after a password change that said it worked, but then didn't, I've lost 88 of my 92 passwords. Avoid.

American non-profit @FoodCorps brings wholesome food and food education to schools and communities. They have enough on their plates without worrying about password sharing. Here’s how they used Dashlane to streamline their credential sharing: bit.ly/46xAYO3

@theRealTavarish Vw beetle Baja, I might be biased mind you 🤣

I want a classic car from the 50s or 60s. What do you guys recommend as a starter into that world?

The ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ are pouring in for #BatteryPark! 🎸🤘 “Wit and pathos aplenty” heraldscotland.com/life_style/art…

@A_R_McGregor I found out a while ago that before there was Shag Tag, in 1920s Berlin people exchanged interest in each other via pneumatic pipes across the nightclub. Wild eh… atlasobscura.com/articles/pneum…

@SWtheatre @thebeaconarts Bought my tickets yesterday! Can’t wait

Sadly, we can’t share the #BatteryPark songs with you just yet, you’ll have to catch us at the @thebeaconarts for the opening & across Scotland. Guaranteed they’ll be stuck in your head. In the meantime, check out this BTS footage on our IG! 👇 instagram.com/reel/CwXV4g2Kf… #Theatre

@Barnacules A friend had this exact same problem with some panels on the interior of his 1980s Ferrari (shucks don’t you hate it when you’re driving your Ferrari with sticky fingers?) - resolved using Mr Muscle oven cleaner, though I’d imagine you would want to use just a little of that!

I found my old Connexion 3D Space Navigator 😃 These things are amazing for editing programs & Fusion 360 👏 Unfortunately the rubber on mine is breaking down from age & is now super sticky 😞 Anyone know a good hack to get rid of the sticky? 🤔

@halfadams This was what I needed to read before bed. Thank you 👍

@C0LINHORN @Daniel_Sloss Holy shit why are you having breakfast with Pulp? Didn’t expect Jarvis Cocker to be out of bed yet frankly.

Just been served orange juice with pulp at a hotel and not been warned before taking a sip. @Daniel_Sloss please advise 😬

@richardbrunning diff here is: she didn’t ask by phoning up the Speeding Course call centre and speaking to a nice agent in Cardiff who said, no, that isn’t possible. She felt that her position meant she should be treated differently when breaking the law. That’s the issue.

Christ, this speeding fine non-story is one of the most non-storiest non-story I've ever come across. That it is taking up so much bandwidth in the media is a sad indictment of where we are right now. Pathetic.

@MavisbankSchool Hi folks, just so you all know, the Mavisbank Parent Council are also Bonus-Balling some amazing beauty therapy vouchers as another fundraiser for the school. Tickets are available from this Facebook post: facebook.com/weeclaire20/po…

A free opportunity available to anyone in the area!