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I love the train ☹️

People at work have realized I’m competent. Fuck!!!!

I was tipping at a show and a girl grabbed a dollar out of my hand and then handed it to the queen (the dollar was within said queens reach). Is that psychopathic behavior or what?

Networking is social climbing with extra steps

The feeling of horror and disgust when u learn someone you vibed with has the chat gpt app on their phone

When your mega lowball on Facebook marketplace actually get accepted but that means you have to travel to New Jersey to pick it up

“Have you ever seen Scott Pilgrim? You kinda remind me of Ramona Fl-“ Shhhhhh baby you’re so much hotter when you don’t talk

i’m tired of the learned helplessness in general! no one can do anything anymore. you can’t cook, can’t read, can’t go out, can’t make friends… stop making excuses and start trying! “but capitalism!” ok sure but fight back. reclaim even the tiniest portion of your life, my god!

what a time to have an anxiety disorder, a love of history, and a compulsive need to stay informed

@calcravey I wanna see the rainbow haul

do NOT come out to liberal family members, every christmas gift for the rest of your life will have a rainbow on it

i would die for sabrina carpenter before i die for this country

call me OSHA the way im demanding a railing

Do I want a girlfriend or do I just want to execute a stellar couples Halloween costume

USC outputs the evilest demon twinks to ever curse this mortal plane

AI IS A DETERRENT FOR ME AS A CONSUMER. I WILL ACTIVELY AVOID PRODUCTS WITH AI, I WILL RECOMMEND ALTERNATIVE AI-FREE OPTIONS, AND MY OPINION ON A COMPANY IS ALWAYS SOURED BY USE OF AI

When the older punk lady at work compliments my outfit 😊😊😊

Sometimes a man will call you pretty and it’s less of a compliment than it is a threat

KILL THEM