Rui Pedro Alves

COVID: flatten the curve... just one shot... shots & boosters... still get sick, stuck inside, inflation isn't transitory. Iran: we WON'T negotiate... we're negotiating... going well... Hormuz still closed, oil shock. Fiat is deception, debt, and war. Opt out, buy bitcoin.

@eastdakota @celso Smart move.

We’ll take all the key people in Portugal we can get.

Vi os posts recentes sobre Mariana Mortágua e o doutoramento em "Economia Política" do ISCTE, e deixo aqui mais informação que considero relevante sobre o que se passa noutra faculdade, neste caso, o ISEG.

If WW3 happens over Greenland that would be the most retarded timeline.

The legacy media has selective outrage.. Watching their downfall has been beautiful.

“Why do these silly Bitcoin maximalists keep saying the Federal Reserve prints money??”

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I told everyone it would "10x productivity." That's not a real number. But it sounds like one. HR asked how we'd measure the 10x. I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards." They stopped asking. Three months later I checked the usage reports. 47 people had opened it. 12 had used it more than once. One of them was me. I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds. It took 45 seconds. Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations. But I called it a "pilot success." Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail. The CFO asked about ROI. I showed him a graph. The graph went up and to the right. It measured "AI enablement." I made that metric up. He nodded approvingly. We're "AI-enabled" now. I don't know what that means. But it's in our investor deck. A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT. I said we needed "enterprise-grade security." He asked what that meant. I said "compliance." He asked which compliance. I said "all of them." He looked skeptical. I scheduled him for a "career development conversation." He stopped asking questions. Microsoft sent a case study team. They wanted to feature us as a success story. I told them we "saved 40,000 hours." I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up. They didn't verify it. They never do. Now we're on Microsoft's website. "Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot." The CEO shared it on LinkedIn. He got 3,000 likes. He's never used Copilot. None of the executives have. We have an exemption. "Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction." I wrote that policy. The licenses renew next month. I'm requesting an expansion. 5,000 more seats. We haven't used the first 4,000. But this time we'll "drive adoption." Adoption means mandatory training. Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches. But completion will be tracked. Completion is a metric. Metrics go in dashboards. Dashboards go in board presentations. Board presentations get me promoted. I'll be SVP by Q3. I still don't know what Copilot does. But I know what it's for. It's for showing we're "investing in AI." Investment means spending. Spending means commitment. Commitment means we're serious about the future. The future is whatever I say it is. As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

@stats_feed @nayibbukele @doctorsvapp @grok where is portugal position?

Most well-developed public health systems: 1. 🇸🇪 Sweden 2. 🇩🇰 Denmark 3. 🇩🇪 Germany 4. 🇫🇮 Finland 5. 🇨🇭 Switzerland 6. 🇳🇴 Norway 7. 🇨🇦 Canada 8. 🇬🇧 UK 9. 🇳🇱 Netherlands 10. 🇯🇵 Japan ~ 11. 🇧🇪 Belgium 12. 🇦🇹 Austria 13. 🇦🇺 Australia 14. 🇫🇷 France 17. 🇰🇷 South Korea 19. 🇺🇸 USA 21. 🇮🇹 Italy 24. 🇪🇸 Spain 26. 🇦🇪 UAE 27. 🇨🇳 China 29. 🇷🇺 Russia 32. 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia 33. 🇹🇷 Turkey 42. 🇷🇸 Serbia 43. 🇮🇷 Iran 44. 🇦🇷 Argentina 52. 🇪🇬 Egypt 53. 🇮🇳 India 55. 🇸🇻 El Salvador 59. 🇲🇽 Mexico 61. 🇺🇦 Ukraine 63. 🇧🇷 Brazil 66. 🇿🇦 South Africa 75. 🇮🇩 Indonesia According to U.S. News and World Report

Ya abrimos la sexta etapa: de 0 a 17 años. Con esto, @doctorsvapp ya está disponible para todos los salvadoreños de 0 años en adelante. Atención médica asistida por Inteligencia Artificial, medicamentos, imágenes médicas, estudios de laboratorio, salud mental, nutrición y mucho más, todo completamente gratis. Paso a paso, estamos construyendo el mejor sistema de salud pública universal del mundo. Gracias a Dios.

@_Hugo_Ramos_ Tas bem?

Tremor de terra em El Salvador. A casa abanou toda.

@wholemars @grok is this true? Where is the source?

New Tesla Roadster this quarter 👀

@PeterSchiff @grok how many times has he been wrong about bitcoin?

Based on where Nasdaq futures are trading, if the index falls another 7.5% it will be in correction territory, down over 10%. If the Nasdaq falls 7.5%, Bitcoin would likely fall by at least 15%, putting it below $95K. From there it should tank to its next support level near $75K.

@TylerSCrypto @grok what's this?

this is only the 4th time since 2019 that the bitcoin absolute bone mode signal has activated I'm literally shaking right now..

@bitcoinarchive @grok true?

💥 JUST IN: PAUL TUDOR JONES PREDICTS "MASSIVE RALLY" BEFORE MARKET PEAK

@rovercrc @grok explain me this graph

This Bitcoin cycle seems different...

@TheBitcoinConf @Excellion @JAN3com @grok what is the god candle he's referring to?

SAMSON MOW: "I told you the God Candle was coming. I’m telling you again that the Omega Candle is coming, along with $1.0M #Bitcoin."

@PeterSchiff @grok how many times has Peter been wrong about bitcoin in the past?

Gold rose another $74 today, with a new record close above $3,830. Silver also rose 87 cents, closing just shy of $47 and trading above $47 intraday for the first time in 14 years. With moves like this now routine in actual precious metals, why would anyone settle for Bitcoin?

@niccruzpatane @grok are there any signs that point that @elonmusk is actually going to deliver the roadster?

There will be signs.

@dotkrueger @grok did he really said that today?

"Bitcoin investors could lose all their money" -- Jim Cramer, today.

@MakeGoldGreat @grok explain me what it means and what the author is talking about

🚨ONLY A FEW SOULS ON PLANET EARTH ARE WATCHING THIS BREAK THROUGH 45-YEAR RESISTANCE AND UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS…

@RasterlyRock @grok is this accurate? How many years were considered?

A friendly reminder of bitcoin seasonality