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@Gravantus A rendition of the Odyssey set sometime between 1800-1820 on a New England whaling ship could go pretty hard though tbh
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@TWlTTERHAVER @discobreadd the essence of a ballet flat is literally athleisure. it is derived from a traditional ballet shoe used by ballerinas, but with a sole added for casual wear outside of the dance studio
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@discobreadd No and i dont have a problem with them for the workplace, i just dont think they're cute Outside of the work place. I also really dont get the ballet flat + athleisure outfits im seeing in commercial shoots lately
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@MatthewParrott @JimDMiller Not true female mate choice is ideal given effort and time relating to gestation. They have to be picky bc they can only have a limited number of partners/ pregnancies. Pick a bad partner and maybe he doesn’t share resources /help w offspring. Males don’t have to be as cautious
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@JimDMiller Females selecting the mate is a novel civilizational phenomenon with no precedent in our evolutionary history.
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@nrdgrl007 @solanaceae555 Wow your grandma beat the Guinness world record for smallest uncorseted waist on a living person by 3 inches
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@solanaceae555 Same! My grandma had an 18” waist when she got married
My waist hasn’t been 18” since I was 10 or maybe 12
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@big_yung_sinner Hmm true. I was thinking the only consideration for the question would be which color everyone would align with the most. My answer would be blue (sky, ocean, etc.). Represents humanity more
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@formerlygossip What about pacific north west. It’s not north of new england at all. just its relative location in the country
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Friendly reminder that New England is the only region with an actual name. Every other region is named based on their relative position to New England.
New England is the center of the US.
Siddharth Khurana@SidKhurana3607
This is how the Census Bureau defines the regions of the US. Thoughts?
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She deleted it but just an insane thing to tweet

Mike Nellis@MikeNellis
I have no idea who this is but what an insane photo to tweet
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For the folks suggesting that “Canal Street has always been like this” (many of whom are visibly out of staters) it might help you to learn a few things.
First, I’ve personally lived in this precise corridor for YEARS and I have single handedly not only watched this zone grow steadily out of control, but have been filming its devolution piecemeal for the better part of nine months after I hit a point of intolerance.
Second, the amount of residents and business owners in this 2 mile stretch who DM me on a daily basis confirming precisely this, folks who have lived here for DECADES, validate the same.
Ask them. They will tell you that historically, there had been a group of mostly friendly Asian women with pamphlets selling knock off goods. But given their politeness and minimal intrusion, the police usually left them alone because they weren’t really bothering anyone.
However, after and through our "migrant crisis'" (to call it a crisis is misleading; sanctuary city status is a choice. True crises are not), these folks have changed in tone and character, quality and quantity.
Now, block after block is covered in trash, graffiti, squalor, and blight, and even a 3 minute stroll through the melee (if you can even manage to make it, given their wares, carts, blankets and debris covering entire sidewalks for blocks), is met with cat called women and drug offers, to say nothing of the naked hostility and open violence if you dare to bring a camera to film public streets.
Third, if the stakeholders who actually live here (as opposed to the randoms online who reach back into a memory bank of visiting The Big Apple when they were a child!) was not enough for you, it may also help to know this exponential devolution was well documented by the Adams Administration during his entire tenure.
He essentially got down on hands and knees in presentations pleading for help as he quoted a figure of 10,000 migrants arriving per month, before turning around and notching 12 billion in tax payer aid to them over a course of 5 years.
Fourth, to the extent the peanut gallerists respond with “well how is that Zohran’s fault?!” - Zohran is the biggest proponent of sanctuary city EXPANSION in American history. If someone with common sense had been elected, they would have inherited a problem, absolutely. But that person could have begun to fix it, not balloon it.
Fifth, and finally, arguing that problem X has "existed for decades", (even if that were true, which it is, of course, not) does little by way of convincing me, or anyone with brain cells, that problem X should not be immediately resolved.
We do not have to live like this.

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So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin pussy jelly. Scientists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin pussy jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Pussy Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death.

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