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@ParmaJawnCheese tbh I think the statement applies to either one lol

Are we talking pew pew’ed or getting f*cked?

@NoContextHumans my favorite part is when the speed gun is still reading a speed when the car is stopped or while it’s pointed at the sign (it’s AI slop)

This Man decided the cops aren’t doing enough so now he's launching desserts at speeding cars 😭

@CultureCrave at least the bots like it

'Crimson Desert' player reached the edge of the map and got eaten by a giant whale 🐋 (via u/Intelligent-You-7002)

@PokeSignals pulled this one out a lucario poster box yesterday and was so hyped…insane this one is only worth $70 while the SIR is 1k 😵‍💫

I can’t explain how much I love this Gengar card now that it’s in hand. I saw the SIR in person at a card show recently and can without a doubt say I think the Mega Attack version is better…I paid $65 for this thing 👏

@FactsAboutParks 0 chance this is even being considered

Gamers and visitors have expressed outrage following rumours that Universal is considering requiring a Nintendo Switch Online Expansion Pass for entry to the Donkey Kong Country areas of Super Nintendo World. The move is reportedly intended to help reduce wait times.

@BriAnimator_ @letterboxd I’m upset with myself- I’ve missed a bunch of movies this month

What are y’all’s 2026 rankings looking like so far 👀 “2026 ranked let’s gooo”, my list on @letterboxd: boxd.it/RTe5s

@tappmk01 why were you listening to armpit ppl 😭

No, we're not making fart fetishes go mainstream. I stayed silent when foot niggas got their turn, I listened to the armpit niggas, bit this is THE LINE. We are NOT fart posting in 2026

@RpsAgainstTrump Well at least she knows

Reporter: If you could say something to Trump, what would it be? PA voter: You’re a worthless pile of sh*t. Reporter: How many times did you vote for him? PA voter: 3 times. That was my bad. Apparently I’m an idiot.

John Krasinski reveals Jack O’Connell has joined the cast of A Quiet Place 3 In theaters July 30, 2027

@levirelates exactly why the whole “childless people can give advice to parents” is just a pretty funny joke to me

Everyone’s a perfect parent till they have kids.

@PokemonDealsTCG Instantly gone

First Partner Illustration Collection $26.99 on Amazon amzn.to/4sexGek #Pokemon #AD

@sockjig But but but… streets are saying the hey gang intro is intergral to negotiations

Here’s how email from Sole Retriever shoulda been written: From: Sole Retriever To: Adidas Subject: Partnership Opportunity! Gutentag Adidas! Just wanted to circle back on my previous email about a potential working relationship. The team here is just brimming with excitement over the potential synergies! We can’t wait to showcase the AE2 and send da video. As previously stated, we are free to hop on a call at any time and iron out the details. Thank you in advance. With the kindest of regards, Sole Retriever

@brandon1an tbh not even surprised theyve always come across as entitled pricks…adidas will humble them

Why would you ever send this email

@ATRightMovies For context: Michael Fox was the actor originally in mind for the part but he initially couldn’t do it because of his commitment to Family Ties so Stoltz was cast, he wasn’t right for the role, the studio negotiated with Fox/Family Ties and it worked out

Michael J. Fox wasn't the first person cast as Marty McFly in BACK TO THE FUTURE - that was Eric Stoltz. Here they are side by side.

@SneakerPhetish Yep you won’t regret it

Do I need to buy this new Resident Evil game??

@CultureCrave time to pack them up

Ticketmaster directors were caught bragging in internal messages about 'robbing [fans] blind' The messages: • 'These people are so stupid. I almost feel bad for taking advantage of them' • 'Robbing them blind, baby. That’s how we do it' • Charging '$50 to park in the grass' and '$60 for closer grass' They recently reached a deal with the U.S. government to avoid a breakup over allegations of running an illegal monopoly (via @Business)

@HMKilla this doesn’t just apply to games btw it’s for literally everything

That people REALLY need to understand the SHEER difference between An Objectively BAD Game and A Game that isn't for me

@PHLEaglesNation now this one fucking hurts man

Reed signs with Houston

@1nonly_eclipze neither

would you rather walk in on your kid watching the burnt peanut or the faithful sheriff