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@SamatarGuleid First time I went there I thought everyone was dressed for an occasion. 😂 meel qurxoon iyo dad qurxoon, everyone need to lower their gaze 👀

Make sure you lower your gaze when you’re in BBS Mall. 😂

@PhiloSomalia Jokes aside lakin waa halis, haday sheekadu missiles gaarto qolo aan loo wadin baa laga korgaynayaa

@PhiloSomalia even X knows in aysan xamar iyo hargeisa wax kala ahayn , bilaash baa farqaha laisku haystaa 😂 😂

How accurate is x translation of posts? Compare the screenshots of the same post with translation and without translation! It had me questioning the validity of the post because Hargeisa doesn’t have a beach. 🤣🤣

@Honeyfarsafi @KenyaPower_Care There a time I was out off power for 10 days. The staff seem clueless every time I called I had to explain what issues was all over again. I took the matter to social media and boy were they quick!

Hello @KenyaPower_Care you guys are thieves and criminals and I seriously cannot stand you all. You’re a criminal enterprise. I was conned by a Kenya power staff, I agreed to start the process again by applying and it’s been two weeks now, I asked for the quotation and they tell me to pick it up at their office even though the process is online, I send someone and they’re saying it’s not ready even though the person that quoted it says it’s ready. Their customer service is the worst I have ever seen. @KenyaPower is a criminal enterprise!!!! Bunch of criminals!!!

This is why modern agriculture is the future of farming.

@dadmann_walking Besides the pan soaking, did he eat it all by himself?

My 16 yo cooked a steak tonight for himself in the cast iron pan. When I came in from the patio I saw the pan soaking in water in the sink. The scream I screamed

@LauraLoomer Maybe you were giving the baby a bad vibe. Babies can detect a bad vibe.

Is there anything worse than a crying baby on a plane? I wish parents would control their children. It’s so disruptive. I refuse to believe a baby cries for 10 hours. At some point this is just bad parenting, right?

@Fact No fridge for Ketchup or banana 🚫

Ketchup in the Fridge or Cupboard/Pantry?

Worldwide

It has been a few months since I cinnamon rolled 😋

@Kenouma @NjeriBt You must have encountered few bad apples and assumed all apples were bad 🤷‍♀️ ama?

@NjeriBt The worst kind of people those ones

For someone with a hyperfocus on truth/honesty, I can not stress enough how honest Somalis are. I will work with them, marry them, live with them. Vote for them..everything.

The guests have left with Ramadan, the owners remain

This tailor made an Abaya that doesn't follow standard human measurements, and now he’s looking for a buyer whose body matches those unusual proportions. 😂 😂 😂,

الله أكبر الله أكبر.. لا إله إلا الله الله أكبر الله أكبر.. ولله الحمد

@Halima_Diida Highway secondary, S B

Where will you be performing your Eid prayer tomorrow?

Xalwo Boqolsoon straight from Xamar! It is quite good , though I am trying to refrain 😊

@KE_MrBlack Solar tiles, Stima tiles

Without Googling, name something Kenya invented.

It is about to get salty!

Eid Mubarak to all Muslim faithful