Islam Khalil

ٱدْخُلُواْ مِصْرَ إِن شَآءَ ٱللَّهُ امِنِينَ ❤️👌🏻 #المتحف_المصري_الكبير 🇪🇬 #CBC

اللي بيحب #مصر من كل دول العالم 🌍 واللي قلبه بيفرح مع كل إنجاز مصري عظيم ❤️ دلوقتي لحظة الفخر الحقيقي مع افتتاح #المتحف_المصري_الكبير 👑 أكبر متحف أثري في العالم... حكاية حضارة بدأت من آلاف السنين ولسه منوّرة النهارده! اللي فخور بمصر يعمل ❤️ لايك اللي نفسه يزور المتحف يعمل 💬 كومنت واللي شايف إن العالم كله لازم يشوف العظمة دي يعمل 🔁 ريتويت يلا نشوف عددنا قد إيه 💪 #مصر_أرض_القوة_والسلام 🇪🇬✨

@iqos_support_ae you have the worst Customer Care i ever seen in my life

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I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "they're right behind you!"

@Mohamednwr @duCares @tdrauae This is nonsense how this is even possible !!

@duCares i was in a clinic for serious health issue and i was trying to make a payment which required an OTP, guess what! I wasn’t able to pay because of Du. This is completely unacceptable, I have been waiting for a call back me since almost 2 hrs @tdrauae

@duCares It has been 6 hours gorgeous me in Du store at motor city. Came to replace my e-sim and leave however the esim that was given to me is for a different number and no one is able to help resolving my issue! I am now wondering will @duCares care to solve my issue!

@AppleTV Love the show Thank you so much for that positive and human feelings Thank you whoever worked on that show

Richmond 'Till We Die.

Richmond til I die. ❤️💙

@somayaelkhashab هتمسكيه منين ؟

انا ممكن امسك تويتر احسن من ايلون ماسك ده

@ScreenMix البلعوطي

لو انجبت طفل .. ماذا ستسميه؟

حمو بيكا

الله😂😂😂😂😂

الفنان عبد الباسط حمودة لخص سر السعادة في جملته الرائعة مدام مفيش مضايقة تبقى الغزالة رايقة.

@etisalat worst customer service i ‘ve ever seen in my life

What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos #dadjokes #jokeoftheday

Apparently you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. #dadjokes #JokeOfTheDay

I got arrested for illegally downloading the whole of Wikipedia I told them I could explain everything.

I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available. She looked up and whispered, "They're right behind you".

Yesterday I changed a lightbulb, crossed a road, and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.