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@HAYMAN_VON @ksorbs You don't need a concealed weapons permit in FL. Not sure why anyone would pay for one.

@ksorbs No one should have to get a permit to practice their own right.

My whole family has concealed carry permits here in Florida.

@SecKennedy This statement would have weight if you hadn't sold out to glyphosates

For two generations, we pushed Americans away from real food and flooded the market with ultra-processed products stripped of nutrients. The result is a generation suffering from obesity and malnutrition at the same time. The solution is simple: EAT REAL FOOD.

@ComicDaveSmith American Public: Release the Epstein Files! American Regime: Best we can do is another illegal war.

Traitor

@SecKennedy @joerogan TLDR: Our entire food system is propped up by cancerous poisons sold to us by a foreign country who also profits from the pharmaceuticals needed to cure us, but we can't change it because we might run out of cancerous poison food.

I greatly enjoyed my candid conversation with @JoeRogan about the many issues facing our country. As I said, I understand the President’s need to protect our farmers and our national security through his Executive Order on glyphosate. At the same time, President Trump has empowered me to advance research and innovation to find better alternatives that work for our ag producers.

@SecKennedy Hey @grok, are the chemical companies that produce glyphosate in any way related to the pharmaceutical companies that benefit from the sicknesses that glyphosate causes?

70% of the food that we eat is ultra-processed. It's not really food — it's poison. We're going to change that. We are laser focused on making REAL whole food available for every American family at prices they can afford.

@JiujitsuOtter *Dude got wrangled at max speed

Dudes arm got torched at max speed 😭

@SecKennedy Horseshit take

I will always tell the American people the truth. Pesticides and herbicides are toxic by design, engineered to kill living organisms. When we apply them across millions of acres and allow them into our food system, we put Americans at risk. Chemical manufacturers have paid tens of billions of dollars to settle cancer claims linked to their products, and many agricultural communities report elevated cancer rates and chronic disease. Unfortunately, our agricultural system depends heavily on these chemicals. The U.S. represents 4% of the world’s population, yet we use roughly 25% of its pesticides. If these inputs disappeared overnight, crop yields would fall, food prices would surge, and America would experience a massive loss of farms even beyond what we are witnessing today. The consequences would be disastrous. I support President Trump’s Executive Order to bring agricultural chemical production back to the United States and end our near-total reliance on adversarial nations. His EO protects two pillars of national strength: our defense readiness and our food supply. When hostile actors control critical inputs, they directly threaten the security of the American people. The Trump administration will secure these supply chains to eliminate that vulnerability. President Trump did not build our current system — he inherited it. For decades, Washington designed modern agriculture. Policymakers wrote farm policy, directed research dollars, structured subsidies and crop insurance, and shaped commodity markets to reward monocultures and maximum yield. Those deliberate choices locked farmers into chemical dependence and prioritized short-term output over long-term soil vitality and human health. We are now changing course — without destabilizing the food supply. Alongside @USDA @SecRollins, we are accelerating the transition to regenerative agriculture by expanding farming systems that rebuild soil, increase biodiversity, improve water retention, and reduce reliance on synthetic chemicals, including pre-harvest desiccation. We are also driving the rapid adoption of next-generation technologies, including laser-guided weed control, electrothermal and electrical systems, robotics, precision mechanical cultivation, and biological controls that replace blanket spraying with precision intervention. These solutions are not theoretical. Farmers are already putting them to work. Markets are scaling them. Now the federal government will act with urgency to expand their reach and accelerate adoption nationwide. I have met with hundreds of farmers and agricultural leaders across the country. They understand the pressures firsthand. Chemical inputs cut into margins. Chemical-resistant pests are spreading. Soil health is declining. Foreign markets are shutting out American produce. Farmers want workable alternatives, and they want policies that support transition without threatening their livelihoods. At HHS, I am leading a coordinated effort grounded in gold standard science. I am working with Secretary Rollins and @EPALeeZeldin to expedite a better future where a thriving agricultural system is less dependent on harmful chemicals. We are sharing data, coordinating strategy, and supporting farmers through a practical transition. The Make America Healthy Again agenda forces us to challenge long-standing assumptions about how we grow food, structure markets, and measure success in this country. Reform at this scale will test entrenched interests, and it will not move in a straight line. President Trump has opened the door to this debate and backed meaningful change — not only in policy, but in the national conversation about health and agriculture. American farmers stand at the center of this movement. They deserve policies rooted in rigorous science and economic reality. Our children deserve a food system that protects and strengthens their health. With President Trump’s leadership, we are securing critical supply chains, confronting the health risks embedded in our current system, and deploying every available tool to build a stronger, safer, more resilient American food supply.

@GenFlynn Maybe the Brits have a better understanding of what a revolution looks like.

If the Brits can arrest a royal, why can’t America arrest ____________? Provide a name please.

So many people are gonna end up buying a whole month of Netflix for like 60 seconds of boxing tonight. #JakeJoshua

@stipemiocic Another W for the champ

We are the party!

@MrPitbull07 👏👏👏 amazing

@HappyPunch None of these guys are making weight

Fans were brawling in the crowd while Canelo and Terence Crawford faced off 😭

@ChampRDS @adamglyn Odds of this happening currently at less than 0%

🚨 Conor McGregor says he will "DEFINITELY" fight at the UFC White House event in June 2026 👀 "That's a definitely, for sure. That's my event." 🎥 @adamglyn

@TenthAmendment Religion gotta be at least in the running

No one on Earth incites - and uses - violence more than government.

@ThrillaRilla369 I asked my dog. He said he’d rather go to the dog park.

Should dogs be allowed in hospital beds with their dying owners?

@ChampRDS @jimrome Where can I bet my house this doesn’t happen?

🚨 Dana White says there's a possibility Conor McGregor fights on the UFC White House card 👀 "I'll start making this card in February. If it all plays out that way, Conor can be on the card." 🎥 @jimrome

@realannapaulina The real tragedy of this poor woman’s death is in the hyper-politicization of it.

@MarioNawfal Put it on the prelims for the UFC White House card.

🇺🇸 SEC. BESSENT THREATENS TO BEAT UP FINANCE OFFICIAL BILL PULTE AT DINNER A fancy Trump-world dinner in Georgetown turned wild when Treasury Sec. Bessent threatened to punch housing finance boss Bill Pulte “in the fuck*ng face.” The fight started after Bessent accused Pulte of badmouthing him to Trump, telling him they should “go outside” so he could “beat your ass.” Guests and staff had to separate the two before the party continued. The feud shows how ugly turf wars have become inside Trump’s economic team, with both men battling for control over mortgage giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Pulte has been gaining MAGA clout by firing staff and probing Trump critics, while Bessent is seen as the cautious money man keeping markets calm. Source: POLITICO

@MarioNawfal Y2K kids:

🚨 R.I.P INTERNET? 2038 MAY BE THE END In 2038, your computer might think it's 1901. Why? Because a huge number of systems still run on 32-bit timekeeping, which counts time as seconds since Jan 1, 1970. That number maxes out on Jan 19, 2038, at exactly 03:14:07 UTC. After that? The clock snaps back to 1901, and anything like banks, hospitals, transportation, or your grandma’s pacemaker could glitch, crash, or straight-up stop working. On the flip side, if history has taught us anything, it's that we can do a pretty good collective job of ignoring any issue that's nearly that far off in the future. Source: thehippiehacker on Instagram