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@futebol_info no dia em que o Wilton Pereira Sampaio fazer as merdas que ele faz em um dérbi alemão, ele vai ser linchado em campo

CBF acerta intercâmbio com Federação Alemã para arbitragem de jogos. A troca de árbitros e assistentes brasileiros e alemães ocorrerá nos amistosos preparatórios das duas seleções para a Copa do Mundo. Matheus Candançan será o árbitro de Alemanha x Finlândia. Os assistentes serão Victor Hugo Imazu dos Santos e Alex And Ribeiro. Paulo César Zanovelli será o 4º árbitro, Rodrigo D'Alonso Ferreira será o VAR e Rodrigo Guarizo Ferreira o assistente de VAR. Já em Brasil x Panamá, o alemão Daniel Schlager será o árbitro, Sven Washitzki-Günther e Rafael Foltyn serão os auxiliares, Florian Badstübner será o 4º árbitro, e Pascoal Müller e Robert Schröder comandarão o VAR. 🗞️ @ESPNBrasil 📸 Cesar Greco/SEP

@Breninbowie Friedenrich foi a primeira grande estrela que o Brasil produziu, mas não foi por essa idéia de jerico

Acho que o maior absurdo de não convocação tá nas primeiras copas, em 30 só jogadores do futebol carioca foram, e em 34 a CBD literalmente chamou jogadores amadores

@freezetheangel falavam a MESMA merda sobre as seleções da Bélgica e da Croácia nas últimas copas, pelo amor de deus a soberba nesse país é lei

marrocos, belgica, tunisia, noruega, japão, alemanha, holanda e croacia tbm tem chance

@ghostnicotape sepá a gente convoca ele para ser um lateral decente

@TheAlexSylvian wer gonna make 'omelandah give me a blowie, 'ue

hearing that they finally got 'omelandah

@uindourika i still remember laughing when that photo of Emmanuel Macron getting slapped by his wife was leaked, leading to a bunch of theories about him having an affair, just for polling to show that his approval rate went UP after the incident

Even when drawing rightist political comics, he prioritizes making the girls hot instead. The Frenchman's mind is truly a beautiful perverse thing.

@cadu_fernandes0 acho que o Kaká tinha um neurônio ativando uma vez por semana

pior q ele deve ser o primeiro jogador de futebol do século 21 q pensa

@nise_yoshimi their gods are violence and oppression, and would do anything to enact their will. soulless individuals

I know the whole thing with these people is you're never sure how much of the shit on their butt was on purpose or not but. What is this

@nise_yoshimi its not a particularly big exageration to say that the USSR sacrificed an entire generation to fight off the nazis i do not remember the source on this so do not quote me on it, but i believe that a soviet 18 y/o in 1939 only had a 10% chance to live though the war

Tooze is really good at portraying just how fucked Germany was. No wonder there were German industrialists shooting themselves

@cogitomorrer isso é o que maioria dos termos juridicos parecem para mim

A manchete em latim

i say something embarrassing at the party and the room becomes silent. without another word, a swarm of crows begins whipping around me. lightning strikes, the birds scatter, revealing my half eaten charred corpse. a knock on the door. it’s me. “was that guy bothering you?” i say

@TheFootyFeed you have the damn blue check, just give me the stupid fucking story that is probably created for interaction farming in one post

🥺💔 Jamie Vardy opened up about one of the toughest times in his personal life in the new Netflix documentary. Back in 2016, Vardy found out that Phil Vardy, the man he always thought was his father, was actually his stepfather. The revelation came to light when Richard Gill,...

@1cesgusto ja tenho 2 repetidas de uns 4 jogadores diferentes da Escócia

Eu não aguento mais tirar RONWEN WILLIAMS nos pacotinhos. ELE ME PERSEGUE

@jesuslasupajew future Coventry victims

@BluebriarArts YOU COME INTO *MY* BOSS BATTLE, USE *MY* SKIN, AND DARE USE *MY* SKILL AGAINST ME?

The “TRICKED ME, DID YA??!!” bit might be the funniest thing to come out of Limbus’s ID system as a whole

@Absolutebrazil @CentralDoBrega um circo conta como show, né?

@CentralDoBrega mas importante é que contra a frança ele vai dar show dentro de campo

É o Recoleta, Remo e Bragantino man acho q ta merecendo copa depois de hoje 🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥

@PiscesFueda kirdem e progresso

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

the worst part about wasting your life is how comfortable it becomes

@orikron it's all Confucius' fault

A lot of the things people find scary about north Korea have little to do with Socialism and more to do with Koreaness. South Korean workplaces hang portraits of company leaders. A friend told me one day an executive's portrait fell while he visited her office. He was furious.

@nojodepoligamia q caralhos tu ta comendo

fui cozinhar peixe e a cozinha ta com cheiro de buceta to de pau duro faz meia hora pqp