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A woman I know was followed home at night. She didn’t run. She didn’t yell. She laughed at his jokes. Complimented his shoes. Pretended she was flattered by the attention. She gave him her number just to make it home alive. Blocked it the second her door locked behind her. Men call this “leading someone on.” Women call it survival. Men will never fully grasp the calculations women make in real time just to stay alive.

@izi_zier @1989healy Denise had to tweet the council for not emptying the bins 😂 Matty is catching strays though - I’m sure he’s still in the US rn so this must have been about Louis!

@1989healy this is the second 1975 empty bin meme I’ve seen what the hell is this avout

@LidlGB @GriftReport Lol same in Tottenham Court Road! A lot of ppl still don’t know how to use self-checkouts, that’s the problem. But you got rid of ALL the manned tills & created a queue system that doesn’t even work because the queue directors don’t pay attention or half the machines don’t work!

@GriftReport Hey! We're so sorry about this. We've raised this matter with the regional team to be addressed. - Farrah

Bye I'm walking out if I'm honest 😂 May want to open a few tills @LidlGB

@anonymousREX17 @Pubgfanatic1 @bitchitsk Y’know you probs wouldn’t be able to tweet your dumb takes without Ada Lovelace, Grace Hopper & Kathleen Booth? You’re projecting, sweetie, you know YOU have no value, so you come online & belittle women to feel like a man. Tell your mom she brings no value, lmk how it goes!

@itlzv @Pubgfanatic1 @bitchitsk Think about it, sweetie, men do basicly everthing, Creating, inventing, maintaining etc etc. men are a net positive for the economy, women are not, all of the privilege women have is because of giving birth, if you remove this, what value do you bring society?

Shout out to all the childless women from 20-39 WE ARE NOW THE MAJORITY 🎉

@Earlybird793 @hy_wemmy Not taking advice from a man that can’t even spell ‘vagina’. You can’t spell a simple 6 letter word, so how can you be expected to actually comprehend the female anatomy? Case closed.

It's just like comparing wearing one cloth 30 times and 30 people wearing one cloth. It is simple. When sleep with multiple people, you allow different sizes of dick to pass through the virgina in different ways, but when you sleep with just one man 30 times, just 1 size of dick passed through the virgina in just one way.

Why do men think v@ginas get loose if you sleep with 30 different people but it stays tight if you sleep with the same person 30 times?

@Pubgfanatic1 @bitchitsk I mean… I’d rather that than give birth to a child that can’t spell the word ‘genes’ lol… wtf are ‘jeens’? Did mommy not send you to school? You can’t invent shit if you don’t open a book at some point in your life bro. 🤷🏻

@bitchitsk Good Men will invent artificial wombs and its over for this useless gender called W0MEN 😂 Just wait another 30, ur useless jeens will disappear from earth for good

@khadrizo @MasterB29502 @beyoncegarden The last time you saw women doing shit like this was when? 🤔 💭

@MasterB29502 @beyoncegarden Who is we? This is not a gender problem, is their stupid ass problem Why the hell must take responsibility for some dimwit stupid prank

that’s actually terrifying like why would they do that omg😭

@ForceGhostBurt @BOBBYCLEMENTINE @timecaptales Kurt wasn’t trans… 🙄

@BOBBYCLEMENTINE @timecaptales kurt was trans and you're into that type of thing...

Rick Astley & the Foo Fighters perform "Never Gonna Give You Up" in the style of "Smells Like Teen Spirit", after Dave Grohl spotted Rick on the side of the stage and just pulled him up to do the song

@Trad_West_Art @therealmissjo From the bottom of my heart and with my full chest… FUCK YOU from a woman who has been assaulted (in exactly this way and others) at metal shows. Cunt.

@therealmissjo This doesn't happen at metal shows her mistake is in listening to ooga booga rap music

On Wednesday night, a young woman went to a Gunna concert at the O2 in London. She felt something oozing down her leg. Behind her, a man had ejaculated onto her. She turned and saw his penis sticking out. She immediately reported it to the venue security and he was caught going to the bathroom to clean himself. He is now in police custody. It is not even possible to go and watch a concert without someone ruining the evening.

@ChelseaLen21887 @sdm107 @AvonandsomerRob You’re probs getting paid for the engagement though, right? I haven’t rewritten anything. I said what I said & I’m standing on it. Why should anyone have to put up with children who can’t behave? Keep them at home until they learn some manners.

@itlzv @sdm107 @AvonandsomerRob You said kids should stay out of public until they behave how you approve. That is the point. Stop rewriting your own post after the fact. And spare the fake moral line about the app when you are sat on it posting too.

When I pay £5 to sit in Costa for a bit if peace for half an hour with a coffee, I don't expect the place to be used as a creche by screaming kids. Should there be a minimum age for kids to be allowed into coffee chains? I'd suggest 5, and that's being generous..

@ChelseaLen21887 @sdm107 @AvonandsomerRob Ok, point to where I’m “throwing a tantrum because other people exist in public”? All I did was agree that kids shouldn’t be out in public until they know how to behave, just as many others in the thread have. And yeah I’m using it… but I don’t pay a scummy rich cunt for it.

@itlzv @sdm107 @AvonandsomerRob You replaced the actual point with a strawman, then tried moral posturing on an app you are actively using yourself. Lmao.

@josh_j_h101 @sdm107 @AvonandsomerRob And I did. The solution is parents should teach their kids how to behave before bringing them out in public. Literally right there. Teach them at home that the can’t be tyrants in a public space. Unless the parents are absolutely feral too, it’s really not that hard.

@itlzv @sdm107 @AvonandsomerRob You want to ban kids from public. The least you can do is offer solutions.

@josh_j_h101 @sdm107 @AvonandsomerRob You want me to sit here and list all the ways parents should teach their kids? Nah. Not my job. “Parents should teach their children how to behave” is a perfectly valid answer, and if parents don’t know how to do that without input from the internet, they shouldn’t have kids.

@itlzv @sdm107 @AvonandsomerRob Parents isn’t a valid answer. What do you want the parents to do to teach them. Give solutions not just “parent”. That’s dumb af. One example could be roleplaying social situations such as resteraunt etiquette at home.

@ChelseaLen21887 @sdm107 @AvonandsomerRob Babe, I’m not throwing a tantrum - that’s what a 5yr old does when they can’t have what they want - I’m an adult contributing to an online discussion on a topic that needs to be spoken about… but you’re paying a criminal for a free app, I wouldn’t expect you to understand that.

@itlzv @sdm107 @AvonandsomerRob Bold of you to call children uncivilised when you’re the one throwing a tantrum online because other people exist in public.

@josh_j_h101 @sdm107 @AvonandsomerRob Parents. Parents teach children. Learning starts at home. Hope that helps!

@itlzv @sdm107 @AvonandsomerRob They can’t learn how to without being in public and observing proper etiquette

@BenjaminLi38339 @I_amMukhtar Someone can’t lip read. Anyway the cops would have had an unedited version thicko. You don’t need to hear it. Get out of your delusional little bubble and just admit that some of you gammons are racist pieces of shit.

@I_amMukhtar That's a bad decision. I didn't hear any racial abuse? He didn't call him a Niger or a Pakie so how is it racially abusing and not just abusing?

38-year-old Jonathan Olley from Durham has been jailed for 80 weeks for racially abusing a taxi driver before punching him repeatedly in the head.

@sdm107 @AvonandsomerRob That would be ideal. Until the crotch goblins learn how to behave in public, they should stay out of the way.

@AvonandsomerRob Do you want to ban kids under 5 from all public places as well?

@antmiddleton Looool dumb ass fell for a fake account. Would you even be able to read and understand the paperwork needed as mayor, or to even get on the ballot? Stupid twat.

Common sense from Hollywood! Rest assured Keanu that you are fully supported and backed by the vast majority. You are on the right side of history! Time to revert to making real, gritty and authentic film and TV. People will look back at this woke era and realise how psychologically brainwashed, weak and controlled they were! The tables are not just turning, they’re being flipped! 💪🏼👊🏼

@SomaKazima2 “Que Rollo?” -Ignacio Anaya Garcia