Aurora ☕️

When I die, I want to be cremated but then that means I can't turn into a zombie and dance to Thriller. 🤔 #dilemma

Not for long

@pulte All about that GME and BBBYQ 💅🏻

@Kosmik_Mystik 😏 It’s also Mark’s favorite series so for sure.

@its_aurora I’m guessing you’re going to see Dune too?

I don’t wanna watch a sad series BUT OSCAR ISAAC AND JESSICA CHASTAIN I HAVE TO.

I haven’t been on Twitter in ages but came here to say: @GovAbbott has COVID and was at a maskless republican event. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This isn’t good enough. @KXAN_News @KVUE

"I'll have some of the uh, yella -- and don't get cheap on me!"

@RossDee 20 YEARS

@its_aurora YEARS, AURORA! Y E A R S!

Every time I think I've forgotten about the muse board properly, it ticks over tot he 1st of the month and my dumb lizard brain goes "ooh, do I want to change my undertitle" Ross. It has been /years/.

@cantidiamore A bunch of Baelishes for the wedding party!

cc: @its_aurora

@cantidiamore 😏

@its_aurora .rents for tomorrow.

Marvel Phase 4’s tag line should be “We’re gonna turn you on…and then make you cry.”

@cantidiamore No joke, every time I wear all black with gold jewelry, I think of her outfit in the Mummy Returns.

@cantidiamore HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

BREAKING: Austin-Travis County announced this morning it is returning to Stage 3 of its COVID-19 risk-based guidelines.

#Loki BROKE ME.

@i_pull_up +100000000000

Idk. Pretty generic anti capitalistic ideas probably, it just bothers me how miserable everyone I know is working for companies that demand more everyday to increase profit each year to end up turning over their entire workforce bc there’s always someone who needs a job

This maybe should stay in the drafts but something that bothers me is how everything has to constantly be more. It has to top what yesterday was and plan to top the day, tomorrow, forever

.@GregAbbott_TX is working more on his racist border wall than he ever did on relief from the winter storm.

@jasmin_g @frederickthe3rd Can I go over and run around in the sprinklers?

We bought a freakin house! It took forever to build and it’s not lost on us how fortunate we are to get in just before the housing market uptick. We’re really happy and can’t wait for our friends to come visit us!💜🏡

Happy, @GovAbbott?

@cantidiamore 🥺

her name 🥺