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@cryptaxpt Any updates on people with crypto reports to the IRS this year? I've done mine on the 1st day and still haven't passed "aguarda validaçao".

🧢Mr Degen & his crypto activity income Finanças(AT) wants you to declare crypto activity income but does not know how?? Mr Degen wants to declare his crypto rewards like a well behaving fiscal resident in Portugal 🇵🇹 Mr. Degen declares his income under category B and needs to choose a CAE code. Since AT doesn’t have a specific code for crypto activities, he picks a CAE code that applies the 0.15 coefficient, which is how crypto income is meant to be taxed. AT informs mr Degen that the CAE code is incorrect and he should select one that describes his crypto activity income. Mr Degen asks AT that if his CAE code is wrong, what is the right CAE code? AT response: "we don´t know. We only know that what you did is wrong". THE END

@SheSurveys @WatcherGuru It was the fraud that allowed him to buy all of that in the first place, so the whole thing is just fugazy

@WatcherGuru SBF was sitting on a 114 billion dollar portfolio that would've made him a legend if he just held. Instead he blew it all up with fraud and now hes rotting in prison while the rest of us watch AI and crypto moon without him. What a waste.

If Sam Bankman-Fried's FTX didn't liquidate its investments following its collapse, it would still hold: • Solana: $5.1 billion (27x) • SpaceX: $15 billion (75x) • Cursor: $3 billion (15,000x) • Robinhood: $4.9 billion (8x) • Anthropic: $82.3 billion (165x) • Genesis Digital: $3.5 billion (3x) Estimated Portfolio Value: $114,000,000,000

@TreasurerHack @HouseCracka The US would nuke the US before considering nuking Israel, otherwise they would be antissemites or something

@HouseCracka Why China? Why not US?

I am ok if China nukes Israel.

@DubzyOnceAgain Z z

Can I come over and stare at you like this pls say yes

@HankTankBang @TerribleMaps Yes not even close

@ItsApeSeason @TerribleMaps Lmao I’m just kidding but it’s not the same as the straight of Hormuz.

Big opportunity for Spain to charge €2 million per ship here

@HankTankBang @TerribleMaps At times you can see huge ships lining up to pass from southwest Portugal (over 200kms from the passage) so I would guess a lot more than 5 ships pass thought this straight

@TerribleMaps There’s like 5 ships that go this way and non would have that much money

@mtndrew @KobeissiLetter Pedophiles hated it when you escalate

@KobeissiLetter major escalation? i don't know about that. i don't think you can bomb a country for a month straight and then be surprised when they shoot down one jet

BREAKING: Iran has shot down a US fighter jet according to a source familiar with the incident, and a search and rescue effort is underway to locate two crew, per Axios. Details include: 1. This would be the first time since the beginning of the Iran War that a US jet was downed by Iran 2. Iranian state media published pictures and videos that allegedly show parts of the downed plane and one of the ejection seats 3. Pictures suggest that the downed plane was an F-15E 4. Iran is offing a "valuable reward" for anyone who can capture the downed pilots This is a major escalation if true.

@jjmmaia2000 @snipper_z 😂😂😂😂

@jjmmaia2000 @snipper_z Pede referências. Referências são dadas. Parte para insultos. Nunca mudes 😂

@jjmmaia2000 @snipper_z news.un.org/en/story/2024/… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kin_punis… edition.cnn.com/2023/03/23/asi… welthungerhilfe.org/global-food-jo… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1990s_Nor… theguardian.com/world/2017/feb… GG, thanks for playing.

@snipper_z @jjmmaia2000 Claramente não percebes o que se passa na Coreia do Norte. Gerações de famílias obrigadas a trabalhos forçados por discordarem com o regime, anos de fome geral, assassinatos de qualquer tipo de oposição política, etc... a verdadeira liberdade sem dúvida.

@ItsApeSeason @jjmmaia2000 A liberdade é ser civilizado, correto e respeitador das regras. Para ti, a liberdade deve ser o contrário.

@MillironTX Dumbass

@cryptomoge It's a cool country but the AQI makes it unbearable for long term living, like most of Asia.

Try being a local Vietnamese: > with an average salary. > with rent taking up 30% of your income. > with food expenses taking another 30%. > and basic living costs (electricity, water, internet, gas…) eating up at least 15% more. > if you spend anything on entertainment, your paycheck is basically gone. > if you run a red light and get caught on camera, that’s like losing two months’ salary. (Just an small example) But yes, to foreigners this is still a heaven. Maybe the best place you can find in Asia.

@MapperCraft_ @goncalo_nspinto *Mundo

@goncalo_nspinto Portugal teve o seu auge civilizacional no ano de 1998 🥀

Saudades de um futuro passado que nunca mais será

@captain_po41223 @jeff_of_norwich Sad

@jeff_of_norwich See, that's why America is as wealthy as we are, we don't take whole months off, I take two weeks off every year, once in the start of the year, once in the summer, and thats about it.

I refuse to believe that Americans only get two weeks off a year That's bloody criminal You should get at least five, NOT including public holidays

@aVanRitz Fds é que não escapa nenhum

Caputa de seita do caralho

@TMT_arabic Look at that face, Netanyahu probably gave his location to Iran just to get away from that.

@ecb @Lagarde Who gives a sh*t

Later today: watch live as ECB President Christine @Lagarde explains the latest monetary policy decisions link.europa.eu/KByWRW

@rodrigues_djm @expresso Sao escalas a mais, os meninos querem voos diretos

@expresso Que exagero 600€ e chegam cá, exatamente o mesmo preço do repatriamento

Governo português recusa voos de repatriamento, alegando que a Tailândia não está em guerra. Saiba mais: expresso.pt/medio-oriente/…