Aug | augmented.bsky.social | 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼🇭🇰

@baltimoresun @jcalvinmeyer Fire him already

Jordan Westburg’s elbow surgery was Tommy John, Mike Elias announced. The Orioles don’t feel his timeline for a 2027 return was delayed by his decision to try the PRP injection route first. The expectation is that Westburg will come back as a full-time infielder again. 🎥: Matt Weyrich

@poe_collector Me: autistic and whose savant is comedic references: ha ha funny egg go brrrrr

you, an idiot, a complete buffoon: arrival isn’t realistic because linguistic relativity is an accoutrement to eugenics and is widely mocked in most academic linguistics spaces me, an academic heavyweight in linguistics, big brain big boobs: suspend disbelief or die joyless

This gives me major Paramore vibes icl

Son Volpe came back he’s 0-3 already Missed an easy ground ball earlier to limit runs Just made an error on a routine play to allow a single He’s literally came back like he never left im crying 😭😭😭

@softlxnar It’s definitely autism because I didn’t know that either Source: I’m autistic

Great call here by the Orioles announcer on this Yankees home run. He sounds genuinely depressed, defeated, you could tell me his dog was ran over before the game and I'd believe you. 10/10 this is how every announcer should be when the game isn't going their teams way

This is potentially the worst guess in the history of Wheel Of Fortune

This is disgraceful and HP umpire Carlos Torres should be fired! For no apparent reason, he blatantly denied two ABS challenges today.

a scene from the crumbling marriage of two auctioneers

Orioles opponents whenever we score in the previous inning

Coby Mayo is yet another example of a massively over-hyped Orioles prospect who, frankly, sucks at MLB level. 2026: .167 AVG / .521 OPS Career: .193 AVG / .607 OPS Not only does he suck at the plate, his defense is woeful (-13 Rtot), and it was on full display again tonight...

@Orioles Little known fact that Tupac Shakur was allergic to mayonnaise. You should honor him by DFA'ing Coby Mayo.

There's plenty to complain about with the Orioles hitting and pitching but it's the terrible defense, awful fundamentals and crazy low baseball IQ that's going to keep this team from stringing together win streaks and playing .500 baseball

@wormymcwormersn This is an arc I was not expecting but am very happy to see

what am i looking forward to most in nyc? the pokemon go ofc

This aged like fine wine

@samikatplays When you realize the asinine decisions of a few moronic businesspeople could kill 30+ years of history and overall thousands of jobs, not to mention an IP I’ve put 20K hours into over 10 years… I’ll be sobbing right there with you 😭

I’ll tell you right now: If Bungie gets dissolved by Sony, I’m going to hard SOB for two days straight. And if anybody tells me “it’s not that deep”, fuck off. As a creator, a player, and at times, an influencer, this is so much more than the fate of a game or an IP. It’s more than a studio. It’s a people and a foundation built over decades. It’s livelihoods. And if it cracks, it’s those livelihoods that are fallen. I’m honestly so scared.

Yeah I’m not surprised but holy shit Bungie fucked up

@wormymcwormersn Moltres gang is saddened by your betrayal

LOOK HOW PRETTY

Coby Mayo at the MLB level