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@queenbeth____ Na lie you no fit put us on nah engagement your papa Dey find

Do you know you can make money on Pinterest? Should I put you guys on?

@S_kyy001 I’ll call my friends too, all dem bad bad boys

You invited your girlfriend over, but she showed up with her friends. What would you do?​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​😂😂🫵🫵🫵

@Pheezymanny @theboyfromojo Ki Lon so?

@itsboycoded @theboyfromojo Nah why his old glory Dey call Adekunle gold and zlatan out for trending or what sir

Has Seyi Vibez ever called out Zinoleesky the way he called out Adekunle Gold & Zlatan Ibile ?? Just wondering 🤝

@edibaby21 How do you people count this things?

What’s ur body count? Be honest.

@justtemi__ Women

Sword to your president's neck, name a reptile.

@GymLeaderDev Make naija stoners no jam dis jacket, Nah NDEAL wey go search them. I pity pass.

What would you even keep in a 175 pocket jacket?

@_y3maya Badoo

Tell me one rapper you just love. Don’t mention Eminem, Kendrick or J Cole🥶 Tell me one random rapper you love a lot.

@heis_fede As I see kolu for attack like this, my mind just dey there. Nah we go win the world cup nlc

🚨 🇳🇬OFFICIAL: Nigeria World Cup squad! 🏆

@aro_tm So time go dey to divorce before the wedding 😂

Someone sent me a wedding invitation for December 2026 on May 2nd, 2026.

@EniolaStocks Can it save me from kidnappers?

With ₦10M in today’s Nigeria, the first question is not “Japa or business?” It’s: What gives you the highest probability of survival, cash flow, and long-term wealth? As an investment analyst, here’s the reality: ₦10M is meaningful capital in Nigeria but abroad, ₦10M can disappear very fast. At roughly current FX levels, that money may barely cover: Visa & application costs, Flight tickets, Rent deposits, Tuition or proof of funds, Basic settlement expenses for a few months Many people Japa with ₦10M and end up restarting life from zero under pressure. Meanwhile, ₦10M inside Nigeria can still: ▪︎Start a lean business ▪︎Buy income-producing assets ▪︎Build an investment portfolio ▪︎Generate monthly cash flow if properly allocated The smarter approach may be: ✔ Build a stable cash-flow base in Nigeria first ✔ Grow capital to maybe ₦30M–₦50M ✔ Then relocate from a position of strength, not survival Because migration is easier when: you have recurring income, investments back home, and optionality. Japa is not an investment, it is a lifestyle and opportunity decision. A business or investment portfolio, however, is an asset. If you can turn ₦10M into ₦20M–₦30M over a few years in Nigeria, you’ll have far more leverage globally than relocating immediately with barely enough runway.

@FavouriteCoco2 What's the biggest you've seen and when was the last time you saw it?

Do men still have dig bicks ?

@t_Duches Depends on what you see on the other side.

If you could live again after death, would you come back to this world or just rest in peace? 🙄

@iamzioraa Forgive, let go but don’t forget.

Be sincere, Revenge or forgive and walk away ??

@coldeba_dgaf 500k nah carry for here not pick up.

If someone looked at you with disgust and threw 500k at you, will you pick up the money or leave it

@KE_MrBlack Nah me Dey pity them 😕

Ugly girls where do you get sex from?

@tall_chilizzy ONKR

Honestly dating a single mother shouldn’t scare you, unless of course you know you don’t have the capacity real men have

@DanielRegha We wey call waiter chairman or fine girl nko. Are we South Africans?

"Hey, o boy; Hey you o girlll" Nigerians rude way of calling a waiter.

@coldeba_dgaf Elephant pain you, no body try hippopotamus before.

Imagine cashing out 200m for one ileya morningg You fit go zoo go price elephant 😭

@jon_d_doe 9-5 Abi?

One day, person go buy me car for this community. And that person will never be a yahoo boy. Amen 🙏.