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If you drank whatever was in that fucking Gatorade cooler at the Delt house at ONU, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine.

The people who scream “This is America! Speak English!” can’t even figure out when it’s appropriate to use ‘saw’ or ‘seen’ in a sentence. Let alone there, they’re and their.

1. Vaccines do not cause autism. 2. Even if they did (THEY DO NOT), autism is not worse than dying of preventable diseases.

i feel like not enough people are talking about caroline kennedy saying RFK put small animals in blenders

Three things that make me uncomfortable 1. MAGA folk 2. Disney adults 3. Hot weather Basically, I just hate Florida.

We are fuckin cooked

Me too girl, me too.

Idgaf about your “thoughts and prayers”

Emily Gilmore is so misunderstood. She expected excellence because SHE was excellent.

Today would’ve been my due date. And tomorrow is my dead grandpas birthday. What a fuckin weekend.

Grief is strange

@iam_kendiii Infertility, hope this helps.

PSA- if you are under 60 and you share a FB account with your s/o - one of y’all cheats and we all know it.

I honestly feel so bad for people who didn’t get to experience college between 2013 and 2017. It was an experience.

Teeter is the best Yellowstone cowboy and I will NOT be listening to any arguments.

LIKE IT OR NOT: The stock market’s hitting record highs, inflation is cooling, food prices are dropping, gas is more affordable, crime is trending down, and prescription drug costs are finally seeing cuts. All of this didn’t just happen by accident—it’s a direct result of the Biden-Harris administration’s policies. Facts over feelings.

“the left is so dramatic. we all survived his first four years” my bitch in christ, millions literally did not

I knew a lot of men hated women, but I didn't realize how many women hated women.

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy