Matt Johnson

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Matt Johnson

@itsmattjohnson

Computer person. Oxford United, Newcastle United and F1 fan. Unbeaten in the Egg and Spoon race.

Manchester, England Katılım Şubat 2010

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Andy Jones@JonesTheToffee·15 May

Keep It.

a_ntonia 💙@antoniaellenw

Just found a wallet on the way to the ground main stand seat! Will hand it in to the main ticket office

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Danny Wallace@dannywallace·20 Eki

Therese Coffey running around number 10 filling her bag with ashtrays

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Dean Coughlin@deancoughlin_·28 Kas

Thought Oasis had got back together there

IGN@IGN

Everything we know about the villains appearing in Spider-Man: No Way Home, so far: bit.ly/3p9YuNd

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Formula 1@F1·28 Kas

Sir Frank Williams A man who succeeded against the odds to become a true Formula 1 legend Rest in peace, Sir Frank

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The Away Fans@theawayfans·20 Nis

“We want our cold nights in Stoke...” love it! Outside Stamford Bridge tonight. 👏 #NoToSuperLeague

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Susie Dent@susie_dent·19 Nis

Word of the day is ‘ingordigiousness’: extreme greed; an insatiable desire for wealth at any cost.

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Chris Scullion@scully1888·17 Oca

UK public voted for Brexit "with their eyes wide open," says #TheresaMay. Problem is those eyes were looking at a bus with bullshit on it

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Dai Lama@WelshDalaiLama·17 Oca

"So that's my Brexit plan. Cheers."

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Matt Johnson@itsmattjohnson·13 Eyl

Crazy City's game tonight has been called off due to rain, then I remembered I'm in Manchester, and it's why I'm currently building an Ark.

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ACTIVATE! Podcast@PodcastActivate·31 Tem

After finishing that episode... #RobotWars

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BBC Oxfordshire@BBCOxford·12 Tem

Gate climber impaled through buttocks in Oxford bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

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Matt Johnson@itsmattjohnson·7 Tem

@Vanderdecken @KieronMoore Yeah... Only been in since 2010, but South Northants is a crazy safe seat so she's basically been fast tracked.

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Matt Johnson@itsmattjohnson·7 Tem

@KieronMoore The one that's even worse is my hometown's MP. I apologise on behalf of my people.

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The Poke@ThePoke·29 Haz

'They'd run out of toilet paper so I had to use my hand'

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Leo Phillips@leo_phillips·27 Haz

😂😂😂😂😂😂 twitter.com/dannyswfc/stat…

Danny Blood@dannyswfc

When you spot yourself on the big screen and want people to think you've got a plan...

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Matt Law@Matt_Law_DT·24 Haz

Only Sam Allardyce or Tony Pulis can save us from here.

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Ben Cooper@bencooper·24 Haz

The comprehensive Brexit plan: 1: Get our country back 2: We haven't thought this far ahead

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Mike Smyth@M1ke5myth·24 Haz

First images released of design for new £1 coin.

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