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@MigunaMiguna you discredit everyone

This is the picture of “hope?” Please!

@WilliamsRuto wait for the standard's headline tomorrow 😅

GMoi,your STANDARD media’s 5 days a week EXTORTIONIST propaganda HEADLINES on me & my administration’s transformative track record will get you NOTHING & NOWHERE.BLACKMAIL to yield to your GREED? NEVER.Kenya belongs to all Kenyans,not you alone.Jaribu 8 days a week. Do your WORST

@Applemoses_ @AokoOtieno_ I knew it won't end well 😂

@AokoOtieno_ Hii round yoote imezunguka nilijua utakuja kuland kwa huyo mwizi

Ngina Kenyatta gave Jommo jnr another grandchild juzi and Kenyans jubilated Ngina, nomenclature forged after her grandmother is an exotic stunner Makeup brands stand no chance with her Her face glistens without fenty Jayden's only girl. Humble and enterprenurial Totally OUT OF POLITICS Xi Jin Ping of China has one known child, a daughter- she is like a monocotyledon Hardly seen. Rarely heard Russia- same, ni rumours tu. They are unseen. Unheard Spoilt brat wa Trump has caused 3 weeks protest in Albania over resort. Causing republicans irreparable ruckus In Uganda and Rwanda, the "meddling sons" are both military experts trained at the Napoleon Institute Not low IQ, spoilt Nganya FOOLS! Then we have Shaolin. Suddenly underground after kelele zetu but her kid bro is ticking all the wrong boxes Ruto cannot torpedo Kenya. He had his chances in 2022 Spent it replenishing his white blood cells abroad Invoking God is hitherto fallacious He has one year! He better perform miracles

@WilliamsRuto but 99.999999999% of the same will go into your pocket

We welcome €102 million (approximately KSh 15.3 billion) in new investments under the EU-Kenya Digital Partnership to accelerate digital transformation, expand connectivity and create opportunities for our youth and businesses. We also welcome €37 million in EU support for the Blue Raman submarine cable’s Africa extension connecting Djibouti, Somalia, Kenya and Tanzania, which will strengthen connectivity, lower bandwidth costs and reinforce Kenya’s position as a leading regional digital hub. Held productive talks with Executive Vice-President of the European Commission, Henna Virkkunen, on deepening cooperation between Kenya and the European Union in trade, innovation and the digital economy. We reviewed the implementation of the EU-Kenya Economic Partnership Agreement (EPA), under which Kenya’s exports to the European Union have grown by more than 20 per cent since its entry into force, creating jobs and expanding opportunities for our farmers and manufacturers. We also welcomed progress under the EU-Kenya Digital Partnership, particularly on the Digital Dialogue and the Data Adequacy process, which will strengthen digital trade, attract investment and enhance Kenya’s position as a leading digital hub and the world’s 11th-ranked Business Process Outsourcing (BPO) destination. Our partnership with the European Union continues to unlock investment, drive innovation and advance shared prosperity.

@TheODMparty whoever typed this need to be fired asap😂

From Chungwa House, Nairobi County through Kiambu, Nyandarua, Nakuru, Kericho and to Kisumu County, the SG of the party Hon. Catherine Omanyo flagged off the caravan in readiness for the Kisumu Wabiro rally at Kirembe grounds in Kisumu on Sunday 31st May 2021 #TukoTayari

@SingoeiAKorir you know ruto will try to bribe the process the way he did with raila's AU bid & it flopped 👀

Joined Hon. Lady Justice Njoki Ndungu for the inaugural meeting of the inter-ministerial committee supporting her candidature for Judge of the International Criminal Court (2027–2036). As we enter the critical six-month countdown to the elections, our whole-of-government team, joining forces with the Judiciary and our key missions, is unified and strategically coordinated. Justice Ndungu’s stellar legal credentials and profound domestic judicial experience make her an exceptional candidate to advance the rule of law and international justice. @ForeignOfficeKE @NjokiNdungu_LJ

@kijana_misa sudi sai chai inaonja zile dawa za masai

She was sent to study abroad because her father, a wealthy Kenyan politician, refused to let his daughter mix with the walalahoi. Many believed this was her golden opportunity to meet and marry a white man overseas, but that never happened. After graduating, she returned to Kenya, and rumors are now circulating that she is dating Gengetone artist Ybw Smith.

@localboyNY sijai heal bana😂

@itsobote468 😂😂😂

Nyakundi amesema CITAM church ni Owuor yenye haina miracles

@VIVIANWERE2 natural yeast

Do you know what this is?

gross pay net pay

@difaoeric @Maryian96 I also need to be schooled on this

@Maryian96 He is not even a member of the DCP. So how can this happen

Senator John Methu is the new Secretary general of DCP party !!!!

@KarungoThangwa 😂

On matters fuel: Murkomen alipunguza 10 bob. Ruto leo amepunguza 10 bob. Kindiki, si ata wewe upunguze hata 5 bob bana. 😂

Gaucho akiskia ni transcripts zinaekwa

@redscardan @amenya_nelson are you sure with this ndugu

@amenya_nelson Yes. Huskii CATs zote huko ni takeaway halafu End-of-Semester exams zinafanywa online na ni zile MCQs zinakuwa lifted zinaletwa every year in the same order. Halafu results zinakuwa moderated kila mtu anaongezwa 30% ndio watu wasianguke sana. Kwa grading pia A inaanzia 46%.

There’s a university called machakos?

@WilliamsRuto they'll be launched but completing them is where a huge line is drawn

We have managed to contain the threat of insecurity and bring lasting stability in Lamu County. We are therefore on course to upgrade infrastructure, unlock the county’s vast economic potential and expand opportunities for residents. Launched the tarmacking of Showground-Lamu-Red Cross Centre-Safirisi-Ndeu and access roads at Hindi, Lamu County. Also, flagged off the Hindi Last Mile Connectivity Project and reaffirmed to the residents our commitment to making their lives better.

@izaiah_obbo @AlionyaRoseline @Obuchunju i have just read this with dholuo accent 😂

@AlionyaRoseline @Obuchunju 1st class honors in Swahili and CRE from Machakos Primary College ginene sio kitu ya kukasirika yawa.

Sophie Mugure: Alionya has a first class in Kiswahili and CRE; she cannot answer your economic questions

@Belive_Kinuthia Belive Kinuthia😂

@ntvkenya umaskini ni kitu hatari sana

Albert Karagacha, President - Matatu Owners Association: Ruto’s Singapore dream is a reality. Let’s put politics aside and build our country. We have called off next week’s matatu strike.

@AmberRayz simps will cook you ndugu😂

40 cows for your daughter because she went to school, did i go to prison?