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A country that has nuclear weapons is threatening to use its nuclear weapons on the country it won’t allow to have nuclear weapons because if they had nuclear weapons they would ‘use them.’

I presume Donald Trump will also be banned from entering the UK since he 1) has openly called for the genocide of a nation, and 2) unlike Kanye West is actually a convicted felon?

They're still murdering Palestinians in Gaza every day as well, just in case anyone gives a fuck.

A man who cooks, cleans, and washes the dishes is just a functional adult, not a special being.

Let’s go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

Donald Trump: Billions must die and we'll use British airbases to do it Keir Starmer: ᴵ ᶜᵒⁿᵈᵉᵐⁿ ʷᶦʳᵉˡᵉˢˢ ᶠᵉˢᵗᶦᵛᵃˡ

so you agree you think that banning people from entering a country is wrong?

Been saying this for a while, but will repeat it for emphasis: “I was only following orders” was rejected as a defense at the Nuremberg Trials.

Israel killed 3 Indonesian UN peacekeepers in South Lebanon. They were wearing blue helmets. They were in UN uniforms. They were peacekeepers. Israel bombed them anyway. Not a peep in Western media. Not a word from the international community. Kick Israel out of the UN.

"Spain said we can't use their bases. We could use their bases if we want. We could just fly in and use it. Nobody is gonna tell us not to use it." Spoken like a true rapist.

Me on my way to 'relax' by watching a sport that makes me unimaginably angry

This may be the most British headline of all time: ‘First royal to be held since Charles 1, 1647’

Imagine getting called for jury duty and it’s this

Your feed on Instagram used to actually end and there would be a message that said “you’re all caught up!”. You would then close the app.

Channel 4, please please make this an episode of 24 hours in police custody I'm begging

To all new Ferrari fans ‼️ A quick reminder that these little moments of hope during testing could very well be the best moments of our year. We drink the Holy Hopium. We rejoice in our capable drivers. For next year is always our year. Love, A Ferrari fan for 35+ years

@AllyFothers @Debenhams I’ve been hacked too and gift cards bought on my account - attempted to report but no replies yet and now the website appears to have crashed?

@Debenhams been trying to report fraud to you for almost 3 hours - trying to stop your company losing money to gift card fraud. Any chance of someone answering our messages or give us a phone number to contact?

For the record: cops aren't supposed to kill guilty people either.

important reminder for today. however the race plays out, NONE of the driver or team members deserve any kind of hate or abuse. they are all driving their own race, trying to achieve their dreams and help their teams to get the best result possible. (art by kswstudio on ig)

ITS OVERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! GOODBYE 2025 SEASON!!!!!!!!!