Z. “Partygoer” Smooth

Katy Perry: Follow me on Twitter, Barack Obama Obama: Sure! You are Katy Perry after all piss ass: pissass Obama: Hmm. You make a valid argument too

are we 100% sure there's nothing wrong here

I'm a 2000-rated player (top .2% sitewide). gigi is WAY better than she's letting on. #gigiez #rkggk #LFGIGI #AdVSJus

haru urara.... charlie kirk... who will die on september 11

It is with heavy hearts that we share that Haru Urara passed away on September 9. The legendary racehorse's legacy serves as the inspiration for the character of the same name in Umamusume: Pretty Derby. We share our condolences to all the staff involved in Haru Urara's care.

TIME-SENSITIVE - i will give 2 for 1 Smash coaching for anyone who buys on or before Sept 1st, use l*nk in my bio or just DM me here or somewhere if you're interested.

#shioassets hey! loved your chess stream last week. i’m an ex-chesscom guy (the reason the pink board you used exists), 2k rated, streamer, and i’ve coached hungrybox, mew2king, and lydia violet. if you’d like some pro bono coaching, reach out—no collab ask, just happy to help!

this makes me angry. i think i’m going to take it out on my roommate’s dog

@gabbgoudy @FBI changed name

@pli_cachete this is literally my favorite tweet of all time go steal something else

The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit

@WilllWhalen @chesscom hey

getting ready to hire a socials intern made me think about this tweet, which was my beginning at @chesscom. insane how a tweet has changed my path so much (and for the better).

@partyponypower did you make any of these

follow me if you fw any of these

You guys have forgotten peak….

@lebsiancat praying for your sake the account you qrted never deletes this or gets suspended without you noticing

is there a single more out of touch man on the planet

@Flea how long ago did you do this

@MindfuckHQ @manolojjk @kylben @zunzetrider i’m working a job i went to college to obtain and i’m making 50 cents over minimum wage for my area. regardless, i’m completely baffled at any rhetoric arguing that life is meant to be lived uncomfortably when the CEOs worked for make 270x our salaries.

Fucking cry. Almost nobody makes federal Minimum wage. Even in Idaho, Tack Bell is paying $13-15. I was born in 81 and lived the life he is describing. Beater cars that took 3/4 a year to save up to buy *if* you were bumming cigarettes and eating ramen. Split rent until our late 20’s was totally normal, and often required, especially if you wanted to be able to afford the bar or some weed. You could only go during happy hour half the time too. You fucking kids are such pussies.

Has anyone noticed if you're under 30 in America that it's completely over and there's no hope for you to have basic living standards

@breachthcontrct @chesscom i’ll tell him to do that

@thezsmooth @chesscom play an advanced caro its peak

my actual human father, everyone

@chesscom it’s called a BISHOP

accepting new name ideas for this piece:

@chesscom with the pieces

horses or snipers?

@Aphriii @chesscom the fuck is that

@chesscom The cat knights zmoothly uses

which preset theme is your favorite? 🎨