nini ❤︎⁠

A bee playing in soft fresh rose petals 🏵️🐝

girl don't worry about no hantavirus we've seen the rats you've dated, ur immune system is practically miitary-grade

sometimes i sit and think about people who have wronged me but then i realise its their first time living too

i miss having someone id dry my hands for in the shower just to text back

@KurdiGym im voting restore to send you back 🫵🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

Sat waiting for Starmer to appoint Harold Shipman as the health advisor. 🙄

can we normalize saying we love a book without remembering anything about it.

u ever get so depressed you start reconsidering religion

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

How are people coping with this cost of living crisis? I've just spent £63 on a quiche and some salad 😤. The world's gone mad.

@PopBase it was promised to them 3000 years ago

Israel has confirmed their first recorded case of a human with hantavirus. They reportedly contracted a different strain of the virus months ago, unrelated to the MV Hondius cruise ship outbreak.

from a young age i knew everybody was wrong and i was right

hentaivirus? yea I got one of them on my parents computer before

@KurdiGym @sxhealth101 not u clocking thomas

@iwuvvsu @sxhealth101 YUP, I JUST CANT HELP MYSELF AND BUST FAT GIANT FUCKING LOADS ON MY CHEST AND RUB IT IN WITH TISSUES AFTER

Single men who go to the gym, how do you control your sexual urges, because going to the gym makes you horny 24/7. How do you survive?

Like this tweet if you hate Israel