Isabelle Gallicchio

@Amtrak an engine change at midnight? We need to talk about a refund.

Bill Clinton banned assault weapons in 1994; mass shootings dropped by 43%. George W. Bush and the GOP let the assault weapons ban expire in 2004; mass shootings increased by 245%. These numbers tell the whole story.

This nation was built on peaceful protest. No elected official should lose their job simply for raising their voice – especially when they’re doing it on behalf of our children.

Christmas came early

BREAKING: Half Hour After Receiving Client Feedback, Copywriter Gets Email From Account Supervisor Asking How It's Coming

I Photoshop paddington into a movie or TV show until I forget: Day 460

It truly is just the right amount of pause

I Photoshop @paddingtonbear into another movie or TV show until I forget: Day 355

Life is just an endless cycle of someone scheduling a meeting over an existing meeting.

Okay, I put eucalyptus in my shower and I’m still stressed. Now what?

It’s amazing that after everything we’ve been through, people still won’t cover their mouth when they sneeze.

You should only worry about a “beach body” if you are a Belgian detective with a fine moustache whose summer holiday in Devon has been interrupted by a grisly murder.

I forgot how expensive outside was.

Don't tell me your spirit animal—tell me which ABBA song best describes you