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lil peep STAYS ON during sex

pimpin in the parking lot

why would I ever text my mom today? Why would my sister ask that

animal consumption is so fucking disgusting. I can’t believe people feel ok choosing to subject animals to a life of incredible pain and suffering for a meal

my new album ‘CAR WASHES’ is streaming everywhere now. 🍒 thanks for listening. linktr.ee/horsehead

If u want to defund this ur a little bitch

@TheRHPolls @BravoTV @Andy @badassboz @NBCUniversal @BravoWWHL @peacock HELL NO!!! BORING!!

Are you interested in having Bozoma Saint John back for a third season of #RHOBH? 💎

@GriftReport He was freed tho. Im sure he is much happier being free than an “educational pet” in a tank.

Animal rights activist Emma Smart, 47, stormed a seafood restaurant in Weymouth, grabbed a live lobster from the tank and “freed” it into the harbour. She was convinced it was about to be boiled for dinner. Turns out the lobster had been a much-loved educational pet at Catch restaurant for two and a half years, used to teach kids about marine life, not on the menu. Staff tried to stop her but she legged it anyway. Now she’s been hit with a three-year restraining order banning her from the restaurant and admitted causing criminal damage. Eco-lunacy at its finest.

@HousewivesHub Dorit is an insufferable bitch. Like calm down u are not special and can talk to people like shit. How rachel is ok being around a person like that is beyond me.

#RHOBH After Show! The women react after Dorit says, “I’ll hate her forever for this,” referring to Sutton interrupting her on the dance floor to talk. Kyle points out that Dorit never would have said something like that about Boz. Sutton also notes that Dorit didn’t want to step away from the conversation she was already having to speak with her. Sutton says Dorit seemed angry and unwilling to engage, which made it clear to her that Dorit isn’t interested in a genuine friendship. Sutton adds that she had wanted a real friendship with Dorit.

Born too late to see dinosaurs, too early to see flying cars but just in time to see Kim Richards vs Lisa Rinna in Amsterdam

jon snow is so hot

@KillaKreww he looks like a woman

Comedian Matt Rife explains how SHOCKED he was when his Mom wanted him to buy her a $3.5 million house when he first started getting money 💀😭🏠 “Mom I love you, but you’re White trash”

a lady cut me at Lowe’s. people are so fucking weird

my credit score went up 61 points!

this guy accidentally grabbed my cart at the grocery store earlier. we traded back but he forgot his 6 POUND BAG of baking soda in my cart that i just noticed when i got home lol

my auto correct just changed isn’t to ain’t lol

@DeadToJoey When el pollo loco had vegan chicken 😭

hard to believe the highlight of my life was when del taco had those beyond tacos

i told the new kid at work i started here in 2008 and he was goes i was born in 2008 lmao

Still the craziest street interview I’ve ever heard 😭😭😭

see u next tuesday

@washghost1 Why do they need two fences?

Dude was about to cry