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@still_oppressed @MaraWilson And this is still my favorite tweet response to an article

@SethAbramson The media is either wildly ill-equipped for the moment or imfested with ghouls who laugh and laugh and laugh that they can continue publishing this garbage with no consequence other than the occasional mean tweet.

My God.. a MAGA lunatic who is responsible for the lives of millions derangedly claimed he has the power to teleport and the most the NYT could say about it is "experts are dubious" We're cooked, fam

@vettepassby35 Oh, you made the foreign blue check engagement-bait bots mad.

I’ve never had this mentality. Idc that I had to pay for my college, if the next generation got to go for free I would be the first in line to vote for it

@rushicrypto If the powerful don't use the instruments of war to destroy humanity (they have expressed a keen desire to do this thanks to the unremorseful "I VoTeD fOr ThIs" crowd), then there is a way back. History books are rife with these moments. Still, odds of nuclear holocaust are high

People who are older than I: Does it really feel like end times or is this just a temporary dip? Because it really feels like end times.

@TheCinesthetic Trouble in Paradise When they said goodnight to each other. My TV almost caught on fire.

what is the sexiest non-sex scene you've ever seen?

@atrupar This is such an easy and stupid game to play.

Rep. Scott Perry: "They slit the throats of young women on trains, they stab elderly, or midterm -- not midterm -- but middle-aged women in in in Virginia at a train station, uh, they shoot people uh you know a women in college in the back of the head. That's who Democrats stand with."

@traceyh415 I knew 7 people who got it in their 30s. Seven!!! I wish it was available to folks over 25.

Anyone get the shingles vaccine? I keep putting it off but I feel like it is time.

@missmayn Zaslov gutted that company for almost $2B in salary amd bonus

hollywood isn't "dying" it's intentionally being strangled to death for profit.

@DrBenTapper1 I was impressed with his philanthropy. I'm guessing that was a Melinda thing?

Bill Gates is calling for biometric digital IDs to be tied directly to your bank account and payment systems so they can monitor your health, track farmers, and manage climate policy. That is exactly the kind of centralized control free people are supposed to reject. When your identity, your money, and your daily life are all linked in one system, you are no longer free. #wakeup

@kal714 @LMplusG @JoelleNemecek I know there is ample evidence that Thomas is compromised. Is the same true for Alito? I thought Kavanagh was the other (dark money paid off debts before confirmation)

@LMplusG @JoelleNemecek Alito and Thomas are originalists except when they are not. They are so locked in to doing Trump’s bidding that they just keep shifting their “belief system” to support him. They are bought and paid for.

It’s pretty clear that Alito and Thomas are grasping at straws and they’ll vote for this craziness and everyone else will vote against it.

@SubRosaMagick Many with regularity!

Be honest… does ANYONE actually use these words in real life? 🤣 Bamboozled Flabbergasted Discombobulated Shenanigans Cattywampus Lollygag Malarkey Kerfuffle Brouhaha Nincompoop Skedaddle Tomfoolery Flibbertigibbet Pumpernickel

@jwilcox79 It helps to remember MAGA is not conservative. They are a parasitic movement, attaching itself to instituitions for power and money, coopting the GOP & words like "conservative" and "patriot" specifically for their reputational legitimacy. They stand for nothing but themselves.

My whole adult life the narrative has been that conservatives are “patriots”, and liberals are the “American haters”. But liberals are desperately trying to save US democracy from a conservative movement hellbent on sacrificing it for one man’s ego. It’s exhausting.

@Logically_JC Becauae they were told to

Can someone explain why they hate NPR so much?

@ruinmeruinus_ The best thing for your mental health is to forget you heard this and move on. They will not change; you will not change them. Unless they try to ban 1st person naratives, they're harmless.

you're telling me people actually think first person pov means you have to imagine yourself as the main character instead of it being, like, a character narrating their own story??

@aIexxxis @notcapnamerica 21 is not the default?

@notcapnamerica Make sure y’all are changing your loan date to 21 days!! It defaults to like 7 or something short. It took me too long to realize I could check it out for 21 days lol

*starts new book* Libby App: “This loan is due back in 48 hours. There are 12 people waiting” BITCH IM ON CHAPTER THREE? TF!

@AuntSnoozie2 @JetSetGent @Acyn The change is the Feds now take over.

@JetSetGent @Acyn This is exactly how the mail in vote in Pennsylvania works and I assume this is how it works in other states as well. It isn’t new and it’s not a change.

Lutnick: The states run these elections. If they want to use the U.S. Mail they are going to get a code, a barcode from the U.S. Postal service and they are going to put that on the envelope, and we will have one envelope per vote.

@illjoy_ WTH is up with these threads? Is this "trolling"?

I’m honestly kind of speechless at how stupid this is

Impeach this man. Throw these people out of office, make them flee the country for their freedom. We are a nation of laws, not a nation of criminal proclamations that fill in for laws. Tik Tok, you treasonous crooks. Tik Tok

@DCinvestor What makes you think they are?

what’s the best, grand unified theory on why Republicans seem totally OK with losing the House and possibly the Senate in the 2026 midterms, getting their POTUS impeached, and probably losing the next presidential election in 2028?

@kaschronicle TBF, I FREQUENTLY perform The Music Man from my dogs when I'm home alone... or not.

Every song in The Music Man has the cadence of an improvised song composed for one’s dog while home alone

@atrupar Happy Holy Week!

Karoline Leavitt: "Some of the previous leaders are now no longer on planet Earth because they lied to the United States and they strung us along in negotiations, and that was unacceptable to the president, which is why many of the previous leaders were killed"