Jack Leonard

@flightradar24 I flew her as a baby FO almost 25 years ago. Can’t believe she’s still operational. ❤️

The oldest 747 in the air right now is Geo Sky 747-200 4L-GEN. flightradar24.com/GEL806/2be52a46 Originally delivered to British Airways in 1987 as a Combi, it was converted to full freighter in 2003 and operated by Air Atlanta Icelandic until 2013. Geo Sky acquired it in 2019.

I really think when a doctor is assessing your heart health and life expectancy, the question shouldn’t be ‘how much do you drink or smoke’, but ‘how many Liverpool cup finals have you sat through’? #EmiratesFACup #LIV

People say you never see white dog turds anymore, but they forget about the Daily Mail.

@British_Airways Hi there. GCH with four separate vouchers from canx flts that require phone call to use. Is it possible to combine all into one evoucher? If so, then how? Thanks.

KIDS. Be especially nice to your grandparents in the lead up to Xmas this year. It’s not just gifts in play this time around. With the government’s 7 Days of Xmas plan, there’s a potential will-reading in January too! @TwopTwips

@PublicBenjamin Nominative determinatism, right there!!

@mrchrisaddison The motorbikes were never worth that much!

Did he say two million pound Kickstart programme?

@DrunkWolfUK I think you mean Booker Prize in the “throbbing penis-like test tube”. 😆

@jack744 I won't rest until its got a Booker prize in the bag!

Honestly can't wait for Audible credit day.

Going welI, I think! Thank you to all. LOVE!!!

But “Back To Bedlam” outsold more than 488 of them. Lol. #RollingStone500

Don’t worry Mrs. Greene, I completely understand why you need to swing + miss at my intellect to make yourself feel better. You seem to have some trouble spelling your own insults correctly. Next time try “single-handedly,” it’ll work better. Good luck writing legislation!

@qikipedia I’d have words with the keeper.

A 62-year-old python at the St Louis Zoo has recently laid seven eggs, despite not having been near a male since at least the early 1990s.

@campbellclaret To be frank, I could care fewer.

No. Just no.

1/9 I am a veteran. I volunteered for military service during wartime. So did my father. His generation saved the world from fascism.

I’ve released 21 years of my tax returns. What are you hiding, @realDonaldTrump?

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Bloody hell. There’s something in my eye.

MUSIC LOVERS. Enjoy the full 8D experience without headphones by simply listening to Billie Eilish songs on a fairground Waltzer ride. @TwopTwips