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Jaxon critt Nberger

@jackcritt7

real big heart fucked up guy though. 111

Washington, USA Katılım Temmuz 2010
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Jaxon critt Nberger
Jaxon critt Nberger@jackcritt7·
nah I don't have Venmo 🐐
BasedBiohacker@BasedBiohacker

things i fuck with HEAVILY: - listening to movie soundtracks while working - lapping lazy mfs who claim "health" as their reason for inaction (cope) - never doing more than one thing at a time - a highly diverse playlist of music i only play when driving recklessly (loud) - never using apple pay - always picking up the check when with larger parties (mog the other boyfriends) and then saying "nah i don't have venmo" - cold crypto wallets (several) - swallowing a few spoonfuls of kefir after taking modafinil on an empty stomach (gutmaxxing) - seamlessly falling into deep flow and forgetting to look at the time for 8 hours - getting a bottle instead of a glass - putting offline people on to this side of X - occasionally megadosing l-tyrosine - ragebaiting neurotic peaters by hating on carbs - occasionally working out without a plan and just doing fun exercises (small dose bromantane before sesh) - seeing dark circles in the mirror when brushing my teeth (modafinil war scars) - judging random people based on baseless preconceived notions - anytype (FUCK notion) - tom collins' whiskey sour's - buying new phones (feels so good for some reason) - talking with the uber driver (they always have the most insane stories, 90% made up) - sleeping too late yet still waking too early because i love what i do so much - drake (but in a cool, lowkey way) - disappearing for a few days - going on walks (never do it though) - proving the doubters wrong - but never directly, they'll find out eventually - popping an armodafinil and treating a saturday as a monday (time does not exist when you're this locked in) things i don't fuck with: - adderall - notion - anyone who sticks to one dogma until death and won't even consider looking at things from different perspectives - fat people - anyone who says they're going to do something then don't do said thing - anyone who says "i'm tired"

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Clay Travis
Clay Travis@ClayTravis·
Portland WNBA coach, what’s your stance on men in women’s sports, would it be okay? “I’m completely supportive of people from all communities, all walks of life.” I can’t believe these answers are real. It’s like these coaches are filming hostage videos for terrorists.
Jackson Thompson@JackThompsonFOX

Portland Fire head coach Alex Sarama is asked his stance on biological males playing in women's sports and does not give a straight answer. The question comes with the Fever in town as a rally in support of Sophie Cunningham's stance on the issue goes on outside the arena.

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Jackson Thompson
Jackson Thompson@JackThompsonFOX·
Portland Fire head coach Alex Sarama is asked his stance on biological males playing in women's sports and does not give a straight answer. The question comes with the Fever in town as a rally in support of Sophie Cunningham's stance on the issue goes on outside the arena.
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Leeleeliberty
Leeleeliberty@Leeleeliberty11·
Aaaaaaand she’s missing.
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SJM 🪖
SJM 🪖@DMVCommanders·
Madden is disrespecting Jayden like crazy! Maye - 92 Caleb - 90 Jayden - 79 How does this make sense?! Yes he was hurt last year but 2024 was ELITE! #RaiseHail
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GlockPurdySZN@GlockPurdySZN·
@49ers @Visa I love how nobody in the comments knows this caption is a Drake line because they’re all old asf 😭😭😭
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Oilfield Rando
Oilfield Rando@Oilfield_Rando·
Hotel designers are just trolling us at this point. The……cuck….sauna.
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Colin Cowherd
Colin Cowherd@colincowherd·
Donna Mills reportedly joined Only Fans. For any man over 50…….ya know……I’m just gonna keep this to myself.
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Brad Powers
Brad Powers@BradPowers7·
It's that time of year again. I can taste it.
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Polymarket Football
Polymarket Football@PolymarketBlitz·
Ricky Pearsall’s reliability: 2019 (ASU): 13/13 — 100% 2020 (ASU): 4/4 — 100% 2021 (ASU): 13/13 — 100% 2022 (Florida): 13/13 — 100% 2023 (Florida): 12/12 — 100% 2024 (49ers): 11/17 — 64.7% 2025 (49ers): 9/17 — 52.9% College: 55/55 (100%) NFL: 20/34 (58.8%) He went from never missing a game to playing in half.
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Yahoo Fantasy Sports
Yahoo Fantasy Sports@YahooFantasy·
The 49ers could be preparing for Ricky Pearsall to miss the entire season, per @MaioccoNBCS: "I think it's reasonable, rational, logical, for the 49ers to NOT expect Ricky Pearsall to make any contribution in 2026." (via @KNBR)
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KIEL
KIEL@0xkiel_·
Jeremy Shockey says Kim Kardashian was juggling 4 guys at the same time while dating former Saints teammate Reggie Bush. ​"She only makes money for herself, Ray J didn't make any money... I could just keep going. "Reggie got hurt and if she kept going, it just kept going bad. Everyone dates her, it's like a curse. I have to look down when I walk downstairs every time I go, cause I think I'm gonna trip down, cause she is like a curse." "I think she was juggling three or four guys at the same time. I mean, come on, let's call a spade a spade here, come on."
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StartKyleOrton@startkyIeorton·
There are only two kinds of Ricky Pearsall tweets and they always come in rapid succession Tweet 1: Ricky Pearsall looked unstoppable today Tweet 2: Ricky Pearsall has been diagnosed with "sailor's toe," a form of gangrene not seen since the First World War.
Nick Wagoner@nwagoner

#49ers WR Ricky Pearsall is dealing with knee swelling related to the PCL injury he suffered last year. Team says “all options” are being explored and there is some “concern.

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Ari Meirov
Ari Meirov@MySportsUpdate·
#Eagles DC Vic Fangio opening his press conference today: “I’m gonna be like Fauci and just take the Fifth Amendment on all questions. Did you guys see that? Oh my god.” 😅
Ari Meirov@MySportsUpdate

#Eagles HC Nick Sirianni with a speech in front of the team that has a lesson that applies to any line of work: (📽️ @Eagles)

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Coach Yac 🗣
Coach Yac 🗣@Coach_Yac·
It’s about that time of year when we pull this out…
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