Jackdaw

how does snake tweet with no fucking arms

@hogincrisis He's clearly fibbing about his identity.

@RKS1231740 Hey, big bro 😘

*kiss*

@ratincontrol Is it not brazenly obvious? Jackdaw - winged gobby shite and professional bread thief.

animals only: reply and say what animal you are!

@mosquitotw @cowincrisis @neckincrisis @chickenincrisis @bearlyable2 @FennecFoxfluffy @ichewthings @pigincrisis @Insectincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @trunkincrisis @Frogincrisis I follow you, bastard.

@Owloncrisis KAAARK!

Reply here if you’re from the #animaltwt

@owltwting Fellow bird, welcome. The mammals are getting above themselves.

hi I'm the coolest bird new to animal twitter who do I make friends with? 🦉

@BeeInCrisis It's some sort of pouncing wool. Who cares, I'll still rob it off their backs.

what in the hell is this creature

@Croww_things @crocodilecrisis He's about to shift a robust breakfast from the south.

Bro, are you okay?.

@snaillls Do the pages stick together afterwards? And does this lead to further accusation?

Reading a new book

@telegraphroads Thank God, another bird. It's getting very elite and 'mammaly'.

can I come over and do this

Look at pigeons. And you wonder why they constantly look alarmed and surprised.

@toeincrisis I bring nothing, I steal everything.

All the new followers, did you bring your own water??? I live in desert and everyone brings their own bottle

@Lifesty86723501 Your table manners are disgusting.

I ate fish today 😋

@swancrisis @LionInCrisis @Horseincrisis_ @blobfishcrisis @Labincrisis @elephantcruise1 @batincrisis @cowincrisis @BrachioInCrisis @PinkDolphinHI @yrresdfhjvv @DuckisDeranged @TickInCrisis @kdincrisis @neckincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @Eagleincrises I take it I'm not on this because I'm not 'regal'? But a blob fish cuts the mustard somehow??? Fecking insult.

The animal kingdom updated Me @LionInCrisis @Horseincrisis_ @blobfishcrisis @Labincrisis @elephantcruise1 @batincrisis @cowincrisis @BrachioInCrisis @PinkDolphinHI @yrresdfhjvv @DuckisDeranged @TickInCrisis @kdincrisis @neckincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @Eagleincrises

@BingKurg That's because you're thick. THICK, I tell you!

@jackdawsarcasm I ate a moldy crumb

Hi, everyone. I have bird flu and waking up to my gargantuan flock felt like part of my hallucination. Welcome!

@mugabo_8 Put a shirt on, it's early May.

Other animals acting like they don't see my posts.

@wolfncrisis I'll fight anything. I have a beak and I look like John Redwood.

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 1oo duck-sized horses?

@cheetahincrisis I bet you run like a gibbon.

there are somewhere between 250-300 accounts on #animaltwt now

@HolyCowBroo All humans should be penned in until they learn how to behave. Why do you think I stuff toast down their chimneys.

All humans should be vegetarians