Jack Miller Comedy

@Flo_27__ I agree, it's almost gaslighting a fan base into thinking all the excuses all of the time are mitigation for the failings from them all

@jackjmill statistics is not even great 😭😭 what they are doing now is just pure arrogance

Football isn't just statistics, it's emotion, it's connection with the majority of a fanbase not all fucking XG and possession. Shove your dossier up ye ass!

Players have not been fit enough all season, Set pieces, fitness, tactics all wrong.

🥇| @AdamCrafton_: "If you win the league in your first season and then get yourself in the Champions League even if it's by hook or crook, then I do think you deserve another year to get out of the little rut you are in." "The guy has won the league. It's mad to think about someone being fired a year after winning the league, but I think that's very possible."

The squad hasn't been fit enough all season, muscle injuries galore and late goals conceded tell you that. Why we can't press or or get back quickly enough. We've got it wrong with the egg head.

Nah no nope nope no Arne fuck off

✍️ Arne Slot on Spurs in his his programme notes for tomorrow's match: 'Their circumstances mean they will arrive at Anfield not just as a wounded animal, but also as a team which knows it has to scrap for survival and which has a point to prove. This makes them a dangerous opponent regardless of recent results or league position, and we will treat them as such.' [via @LFC ]

@SenseiCarl_ Nah I was an Evil bin bag

If you had this when we were kids, I imagined your parents were multi-millionaires

We now have our final line up for Laughter for Therapy @HWCCLiverpool - these legends bringing smiles to faces for such an amazing cause @HillsboroughSu1 @tonycarroll14 @_lifeoftaylor @CallumOakley @jackjmill @deancoughlin_ Get your tickets here: hotwatercomedy.co.uk/event/356601at…

Slow pointless play is not controlling a game. It's boring and it's shite no one wants to see it. He will blame ref, Calvin Ramsey or his fucking star sign. Clueless bastard! #LFC

Keir and Charlie discussing Andrew and Iran

Granny Shagger

Slot's in-game management is fucking awful the smelly egg

Gakpo is not good enough for Liverpool, Salah is no longer good enough to start #LFC

@TheAnfieldWrap In the first half Salah misplaced the final pass 6 times ..

"Second-half Salah was central to everything...I wanna see him play with Wirtz and Ekitike more. I wanna see him build those relationships." "If we have the two playmakers - Wirtz and Salah - on the pitch who can play each other in, we'll be in dreamland." 🎙️ Post-Match Show

@merseyrail WiFi on the trains is as bad as Trent's decision to leave for Madrid #FirstWorldProblems

Klopp got rid of the two estate agent looking nerds because they thought football was played on a laptop. Klopp always asked about a player's personality and took time to understand what made players tick. Slott has the emotions of a flaccid penis.

Can't wait for the conference league away days! Slovakia here we come!

@DominicKing_DM Stubborn ego ?

These Manchester United players are doing a very good job of ensuring Rube Amorim never gets employed again. If this ability has always been there, what was going on?

Arne Slott is on Brendan Rogers sacking kinda form #LFC