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@laciyeon @deadlythintea Ur not an over estimator, you can’t make this claim without using scales. Get some scales.

@deadlythintea i only drink water and green tea🥹 im also such an overestimator so thats probably not it either🥹

i havent lost weight in 2 weeks even though ive walked 10K+ steps everyday and never ate over 900 cals

@hardik__1123 @KayLFC05_ Get a grip it’s a gash on his leg

@KayLFC05_ Slot saying that he hopes mama will be back by next weekend, looking at this i think thats his season done, he cant play surely

Nasty injury for Mamardashvili, that🫣

@paddypower @Bantz_AFC Maybe BantzAFC was right all along

@Bantz_AFC Cheers BantzAFC.

🚨EARLY PAYOUT🚨 The Gunners are now 9 points clear at the top so we are PAYING OUT on Arsenal to win the league. Nothing could possibly go wrong now, right Arsenal fans? Online and Retail. No max stake. Paid as cash. 18+ GambleAware

@NUFC Were that shite we need the other team to score for us

We come so close to an equaliser as Scott almost turns into his own goal but the ball is clawed away by Petrovic. [0-1] 43'

@MUFCHarvey_ @YanitedManu @cagiago_ What a way to come out of the closet, proud of you pal 👏

@YanitedManu @cagiago_ Spirits taste nice but beer is disgusting, tastes like piss

Washing your food down with beer is the most disgusting thing ever, don’t know how people love alcohol this much

@TPridgeoni @Regista10_

@TPridgeoni @Regista10_ Ur not signed in

So many tickets all over the stadium available still Shows the true feeling of the fanbase right now more than any words or opinions. Side note: Dont tell me we will fill a 80,000 seater stadium every other week. You live in a fantasy world #nufc

@55itzjay @Supernova12310 @MBCommunity1 Just keep one for ur bets and fun for example bet365 then use the others for matched betting

@Supernova12310 @MBCommunity1 For fun and free bets

I’ll either win £12.75 or lose nothing for 30 seconds work. This is how easy betting can be.

@evangeliraen I’m confused I also have one?

@MBlanchot1 @fpl_tactician Could go without isak, get virj + Mukiele/anderson?

@FPLJac @fpl_tactician yeah, it's either full tilt or none Arsenal. I don't think Arsenal keeps a CS, so might go another triple up. If you lose today I think that's pretty much season done for you, which could impact things.

FH34. First draft

@MBlanchot1 @fpl_tactician We’re not that bad in attack, right?

@fpl_tactician Pretty good I like mine better 😘

@Daykerpriest @OfficialFPL 15 doublers 15 blanks 😉

@OfficialFPL I planned for the dgw so hard now I have 9 players doubling and 9 players blanking the next game week 😂😂

It's going one of two ways ⬆️⬇️

@RealTeddieP4 @cosmaslucy06 Calories 😭

@cosmaslucy06 Why even care about oils if you're getting a fucking soda anyways?

Tell them I’m allergic to butter 😂😂😂

@John_THFC1993 @shaun3_ @jimmynodge1902 @FootyAccums You quite literally did lie then.

@shaun3_ @jimmynodge1902 @FootyAccums Im not lying lol I actually just said it to see if anyone had a clue how it worked lol Atalanta also done it in 23/24 so you're wrong pal.

The Europa League might end up having an issue with Premier League clubs being too strong for the competition... Relegation battling Forest haven't even prioritised it and they've just casually knocked out Porto to reach the semis. And then a 17th placed Spurs beat a 15th placed Man Utd to win the whole thing last season 😂

@Landis_welch777 @MasihEther @CookersRFunny @kirawontmiss Guess my philosophy and ethics teacher is the devil then.

@FPLJac @MasihEther @CookersRFunny @kirawontmiss God talks about how the devil romes the earth seeking to hurt people and make people think exactly how you are thinking. The devil has you right where he wants you. If he intervened in some and not other then that would be unjust. If we had no free will then what’s the point??

I genuinely can’t believe how anyone can see this and still think God isn’t real

@SRDNUFC Yeah that’s fair enough

@FPLJac Takes 10 seconds to apply for a ballot, and the amount doing so for other reasons (e.g. touts) makes me not so sure. I'm not saying it shouldn't be taken into account. But maybe priority tier 2 rather than 1? Is what it is.

Good news for supporters that a Season Ticket Waiting List is being introduced At least 250 new season tickets will be introduced ahead of the 26/27 season #NUFC

@SRDNUFC I know I been loads from just refreshing the site but if you’ve made the effort to join the ballots personally I think that’s fair enough.

@FPLJac Getting tickets hasn't been anywhere near as difficult as some make out tbh.

@jumpalo2 @OlHill1 Talking about Liverpool mate 👍 piss easy to get a ticket

Got to be a load of bots on this resale site yeno, every single ticket goes in milliseconds

@SRDNUFC @NUSCuk I agree with priority on length of membership, but some people have just simply been unlucky with tickets bought in the past 2/3 years which is why I think the ballot process is much fairer.

@FPLJac @NUSCuk Highest priority based on length of membership & tickets actually bought. Then you can go into ballots and stuff in lower tiers imo. I accept I'm biased, and there's no perfect solution.