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Proud Texan!

Texas, USA Katılım Ocak 2012
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she builds their fires
she builds their fires@ErinIshimoticha·
Maybe @SpaceX can ask its engineers not to chant nationalist dogwhistles on the livestream please? 😒
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Matt Lowne
Matt Lowne@Matt_Lowne·
@tobynfighterok2 It's a fine excuse for earlier flights, but 12 flights and countless ground tests in we shouldn't still be seeing basic things like engines failing. In my very much armchair scientific opinion lol
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beck
beck@beckaliciouss_·
Hey @grok can you do better than chatgpt and Gemini ??
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The Dark Side
The Dark Side@FantasyGalaxies·
Me and my son have been sneaking out in the middle of the night in our Ewok and Chewbacca costumes just to mess with our neighbor's trail cams.
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me 🪖🇺🇸@jackofasses·
@SpaceX If you’re not gonna catch it then I’ll watch this later
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Kentucky Girl
Kentucky Girl@Notwokenow·
The standard tip I leave is 20%. If the service is great, I leave more. If the service sucks, I adjust accordingly. (But I never change my tip based on food quality. Servers don’t have anything to do with that. What’s your tipping policy?
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The Irrefutable V
The Irrefutable V@IrrefutableV·
@SpaceX Meanwhile, Artemis has gone around the moon twice on two tests. Starship hasn't even achieved orbit in 11.
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Brian Mairs (ᓇᓄᖅ) 🇨🇦
@RetroNerd4 @Kristinartz I watch a couple of sporting events during the winter Olympics every four years (Nordic Skiing, Curling), other than that, I find spectator sports very boring and TV is generally a waste of time. I have enough to do in the great outdoors.
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Kristina Bolten
Kristina Bolten@Kristinartz·
Name a TV sport you find so boring you honestly can't understand how anyone watches it⚽️🏀🏈⚾️📺
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Tesla Robotaxi
Tesla Robotaxi@robotaxi·
Robotaxi now rolling out in Dallas & Houston 🤠
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@forallcurious I’d like to know which Engineers proposed that? It would take generations just to build a 36 mile long space craft not to mention the 6000 years it would take us to travel there with our current technology and for what. We have no proof that there is a habitable planet.
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All day Astronomy
All day Astronomy@forallcurious·
🚨: Engineers just proposed a 36 mile long spacecraft called 'Chrysalis' that could carry 2400 people to Alpha Centauri, just 4 light-years away from us, on one way trip. The journey will take 400 years! The passengers who board it will never see Earth again. Neither will their children. Or their grandchildren.
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Giga Based Dad
Giga Based Dad@GigaBasedDad·
Why did the movie Avatar make so much money? I still don't get it... the movie was incredibly mid...
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Mark Palmer
Mark Palmer@MarketPalmer_·
I have no idea why Tesla hasn't come out with a Tahoe-style SUV. Pair that with FSD and it would be one of the top-selling vehicles in the world.
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Sportskeeda Tennis
Sportskeeda Tennis@SK__Tennis·
If Carlos Alcaraz wasn’t injured, Jannik Sinner wouldn’t have completed his career Golden Masters! 👑 Agree or disagree? 🟢🔴
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Mistress Dividend
Mistress Dividend@mistressdivy·
You’re on a first date. The person tells you their favorite book and you decide you’re never going to see them again. What is the book?
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@Ravenismeee You create a spice company and sell the pepper and use the profits of that to buy whatever you want
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Raven
Raven@Ravenismeee·
When life gives you lemon, you make lemonade, so when life gives you pepper what do you make??
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@doqholliday The best thing my Dad ever did for me was NOT help me financially when I was a young adult. It made me succeed on my own. Handouts create lazy and soft adults
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DOQ
DOQ@doqholliday·
If you're a boomer in your 60s and 70s and you own property and are well off but your children are struggling and can't even buy a home, what the hell are you doin? Your time is over. It's their time. Help them. Be a good parent, do whatever it is you need to do... sell the house if you need to, give them some kickbacks to help buy their first home, etc. Life is short. Be a good parent and don't squat on stuff that doesn't matter. Give them their time.
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