jaxon

The type of glaze I hit bro with to get him on the game

Heat only playing 83 games this season to respect Bam. Salute

What do you expect slick? It was just ground this morning

Man this coffee tastes like dirt

One time I was in an Uber and my driver was listening to an audio book on how to manipulate people

People will deadass watch this entire scene, and will still somehow try to convince you that this movie is bad…

on my peter parker shit lately

When you ask why these movies rarely do anything remotely interesting visually remember it’s because of people like this

Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part

I eat candy at times you go to bed at lil bro

someone has to be a vessel of hatred and I'm willing to take on the mantle

what if I showed up to the haynes king autograph signing at Dave and busters today absolutely hammered 🤔

sometimes wiping your ass is like a daniel day lewis movie

sometimes I scare the hoes on purpose

just checked my bank account

I'm a deadbeat cousin, I hate family reunions

Chick fil a coffee smells like cat piss

rave girl called me broke and asked me to pull up my bank account

seems my ex-wife has child custodymogged me due to my neglectmaxxing

i’ll block a bitch on Wizard 101