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gentle reminder to myself to not give others agency over my emotional state and my peace.

i wonder how many of my exs still stalk this acct. #insomnia #3amthoughts

@Hburtx @Petco @Chewy chewy > petco in every regard, esp customer svc

@Petco my cashier gave me a sticker to apologize for the fact that this is the 3rd Friday in a row you do not have the Dasuquin supplements for large breed dogs. Which was nice of her but seriously??? Do better or I’m ordering my dog food from @Chewy now

@HillarybSmith24 @Petco My whole order got canceled and they won’t tell me why. I’m now scrambling to find my senior cat her food. 🙄

lol @petco for cancelling my order and then making me do an online chat > a phone call > being on hold > all for them to tell me they don’t have any info. Is this a matter of national security like what am I missing. 🚮 customer service honestly

Just a PSA that if you send me an email from your iPhone and you cc your significant other and their contact name is ‘my sexy husband’, that I see that too. 🙃

Can I just say shoutout to all the people who’s been watching vanderpump rules since 2013. We have known this show was a hit from the start now look at all the new people experiencing this w us. #pumprules

What in the name of early 2000s AIM away messages is going on with the Big Mouth subtitles, @netflix?

Ahh, finally some free time so I can catch up on stuff! [proceeds to do nothing, in an overwhelmy sort of way]

@queensofbravo Now we need Stassi 👑

Bravo makes it official - Kristen is back for this season of #PumpRules!

Lala’s attorney Darrell is coming for Raquel’s attorney 🤭💀 #pumprules

if we don't get a trailer just like this at some point this season, I'll RIOT #pumprules #scandoval @BravoTV

Tom Sandoval has always been one of my least fav #PumpRules characters, and now I have justification for my feelings. #scandoval

I wonder what it would be like to not have insomnia and to be able to sleep like a normal person.

@AdultingADHD Efficiency- stop wasting time on quick tasks that should only take a minute or two. I waste so much time. 🫠

ADHDers! What’s your key word or words for yourself this year? Mine is consistency

@StephenKing Africa by Toto

I MISS DARK SKY SM. 🌩️

People who label their alarms with cheeky messages: Do you actually read that shit when you’re walloping your snooze button at 7:43AM?