Jacqui Archer

@TheatreRoyalDL @LWTheatres I didn't receive my presale link

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@GillyUsborne @marksandspencer Ready to roll pastry is always this shape. Even ready to make croissants come in this shape 😂

Dear @marksandspencer when you state pastry is ready rolled and show a photo of a round quiche, I’d expect the pastry to be ready rolled in a circle, not a rectangle.

@LB0000003 Well, seeing as there are kids going to school still in nappies and unable to brush their teeth properly of which the parents should be ashamed of btw, I would say this is a good idea. Why do under 16s need social media anyway? And yes, I am a parent

Despite being voted against 3 times? "Democracy". Parents should be responsible, not the communist nanny state.

Why would anyone think it's ok to give their child a tambourine in a restaurant? 😡

@PaulineMurrell8 @Jenny_1884 Rubbish. The cut off point is still 140/90

How come it seems everyone you speak to nowadays has High Blood Pressure & is on medication for it? How’s that happened & what’s causing this?

@IcelandFoods None of the above! Twinings only

WE WANT YOU TO SPILL THE TEA...we want to know what the nations favourite tea brand is ☕ Which one is your favourite?

@Eman_8282 You should've put your rubbish in the bins. That is pure laziness. I bet you leave all you rubbish at the cinema too?

Got into it with a stranger at a mcdonald’s today and now I’m sitting here wondering if I’m the one in the wrong.We finished eating and left our table how it normally looks, tray, wrappers, nothing crazy. As we’re walking out, this older guy stops us and starts going off about how we’re “disrespectful” for not throwing everything away ourselves.That’s where I got confused.We paid for the food… and the service. In my mind, part of that is the staff coming around and clearing tables. It’s not a sit-down restaurant, but it’s also not like there’s a big sign saying you’re REQUIRED to clean up either Next thing you know it turns into a whole scene, voices raised, and somehow WE end up being the ones asked to leave like we did something completely out of line.Now I’m actually thinking about it, has this become some unspoken rule that everyone’s just expected to follow now🤔 Or was that guy just doing way too much🧐Be honest… are you throwing your stuff away at places like that or leaving it for staff🤷 I mean it is their job to clean up after the customers..

You're a fool Your shoes Their shoes There is a rainbow Why is basic grammar so difficult for some people?

@Nigemufcok @MichaelRosenYes *you're

@MichaelRosenYes Its been a rule for 3 or 4 years now so your the fool for not sorting it out.

Ha! I’ve just been refused entry onto a plane from Stansted to Bologna because my passport issue date is March 2016. The expiry date is August 2026 but the rule is 10 years from issue date. Another Brexit benefit. Apparently. Go home now.

About time too! My daughter was on the Erasmus scheme in 2019 and had an amazing time

@Graham_Wharton @bjaef117 @PolitlcsUK Absolute rubbish! My daughter was on the Erasmus exchange in 2019 in a top performing University in France

@bjaef117 @PolitlcsUK Yeah, we get to go to shit unis in the eu, and the eu get to go to world class unis in the UK. Are they going to pay back the 5bn in unpaid loans from the last time we were in it?

🚨 NEW: The UK has officially signed up to rejoin the EU’s Erasmus+ scheme from 2027 It means students, apprentices and young people will be able to study and work across Europe

#thecapture Well, I'm none the wiser

5 hours of my life I'll never get back #theteacher utter rubbish

@Mappy6984 I would be taking the $60 back if I got this note. Blooming cheek!

Thoughts

@marksandspencer Thank you for confirming this

@jacqui_archer Hi Jacqui. The store has confirmed that the coffee counter closes at 8pm, and they've spoken to their team about this to ensure we're being consistent moving forwards. All the best - Elsa

@marksandspencer What time does your takeaway coffee counter close in Hatfield? I bought one at around 8.30pm last night, yet tonight at 7.40pm I'm told it's closed. This is after waiting for your employee to finish chatting with her mates, btw

@JLTPoetry @jk_rowling Bore off

@jk_rowling Hopefully she verbally edited all the grammatical and editorial errors you so carelessly left throughout the book. Not being able to afford an editor for the first book is one thing. Not fixing it later when you have money is just lazy.

If you're the mother who was reading Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone aloud to your child on the LNER train from London to Edinburgh yesterday, one of my grown up children was listening and says you did the voices brilliantly❤️🥹

@Fulfilled70 @Jenny_1884 What absolute rubbish! 😂

It should never have been there in the first place. I would never donate organs. I have heard testimony from nurses who state they have seen men crying while their organs were being removed. They knew were conscious and aware. There is no such thing as brain death. There is only death and life, and they take em when you are alive.

I have opted out of organ donation as the trust has gone. Does anyone else feel the same?

@JaneFallon @CatSteadman Prince, Petal and Pedro send their best wishes for a speedy recovery x

So… I had my op today. I’m feeling remarkably fine, which is possibly the drugs & that might also explain why I’m cross eyed in pic 4). I had quite a lovely couple of hours drinking tea & reading the brilliant @CatSteadman ‘s new one (more on that later

@marksandspencer Thanks, DM sent

@jacqui_archer Hi Jacqui, the coffee machines should be open until our stores closes for the evening. Can you drop me a PM with your details and I'll contact the store for you, thanks! - Charley twitter.com/messages/compo…