Jade Nettle

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Jade Nettle

@jade_nettle

BNE | 27 | ✈️🇦🇺☀️🐶🧘🏽‍♀️

Brisbane, Queensland Katılım Kasım 2017

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Jade Nettle@jade_nettle·1d

@ouraring has the worst customer service imaginable. I’ve now been trying to resolve an issue with my account for 4 weeks, and despite multiple conversations with support, the only solution I’ve been offered is to pay more money to fix an issue that wasn’t caused by me.

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Jade Nettle@jade_nettle·22 Eyl

@NicolePiastri… Pilates tomorrow?

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Jade Nettle@jade_nettle·13 Kas

🤷🏽‍♀️ well he ain’t wrong

Jimmy Kimmel@jimmykimmel

One reason Trump’s advisors are so worried he might not be able to win, is because he lost.

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dan the rock yang@realDANYANG·12 Haz

my white ex’s parents tried using chopsticks around me and couldn’t and then they apologized to me like I was the CEO of chopsticks

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i heard the bathysphere has a nice view@queerelladevil·17 Mar

vanessa hudgens on ig complaining about coachella getting cancelled & saying why does it matter this virus will kill people while ashley tisdale is on ig making quarantine dance videos proves what we’ve always known: sharpay was the true protagonist/hero of high school musical

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Joel Creasey@joelcreasey·2 Oca

.@ScottMorrisonMP maybe you should try doing a TAFE course or something babe?

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The Dining Room@eldiningroomi·22 Eki

Back in 2000, Craig David met a girl on a Monday, took her for a drink on the Tuesday and then they made love for longer than Parliament has been given to consider this Brexit deal.

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Jess@Jessicaadxx·31 Ağu

So my BOYFRIEND comes home last night absolutely smashed, gets undressed and then just stands there in my room. So I'm like are you coming to bed? And he goes "no thank you, I'm sure you're lovely but I have a girlfriend" and goes to sleep on the floor 😭😭😭

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Jade Nettle@jade_nettle·2 Eyl

The only question I care about with #Brexit is will UK still be in #Eurovision2020? And listening to @joelcreasey’s commentary on that Drama of being kicked out! #Australia2020

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Jade Nettle@jade_nettle·31 Ağu

@joelcreasey so is the UK getting kicked out of #Eurovision2020 because they are leaving the EU?

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Whitney Cummings@WhitneyCummings·16 Nis

This Notre Dame Fire turned into people bragging about their vacations to Paris very quickly

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David Walliams HQ@davidwalliams·7 Nis

I was just walking through the park with my puppy Ernie. A lady said, “Cute! How old?” I replied, “Thank you I am 47.”

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Jade Nettle@jade_nettle·13 Oca

I’m already obsessed with @JacquiLambie 😂 #ImACelebAU

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Jade Nettle@jade_nettle·19 Ara

@realDonaldTrump I hope you’re scared for the minute you leave the White House... Cannot Wait 🥰

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Jade Nettle@jade_nettle·25 Eyl

@ScottMorrisonMP do you even realise why #AustraliaDay needs to be moved? Offering just an Indigenous Day is offensive. Way to promote segregation #racism #whiteaustraliapolicy

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Jade Nettle@jade_nettle·13 Eyl

Yesss!

Bindi Irwin@BindiIrwin

‘Crikey! It’s The Irwins!’ I am so happy to announce that our brand new Animal Planet series will be airing on October 28th. 🐊🌿 We can’t wait to share our story with you as we continue Dad’s important work. This feels like a beautiful new life chapter. I hope to see you there.

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J̳o̳deci J̳o̳estar ★@NylesSan·30 Ağu

@RidersOvRohan @dhanimations

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rohan@ridersovrohan·29 Ağu

i'm losing my FUCKING mind

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Jade Nettle@jade_nettle·31 Ağu

Well at least @realDonaldTrump and CNN have that in common 🤷🏽‍♀️ Pot Calling the Kettle...

Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump

CNN is working frantically to find their “source.” Look hard because it doesn’t exist. Whatever was left of CNN’s credibility is now gone!

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Cole M. Sprouse@colesprouse·13 Ağu

It’s been a long time coming. I’ve worked since I was in diapers, studied hard, went to university, and I may have almost broken a couple times but I finally did it. I am: choice male hottie.

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@ouraring @NicolePiastri @ScottMorrisonMP @joelcreasey @realDonaldTrump @ridersovrohan @DHanimations @elonmusk